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Tuesday, November 23, 2004

I am so gonna keep this entry short so that i can pack my bag now! yes now! i have been trying to pack my bag but does not seem to be packing..

Today no work! So i woke up at 1 something cos yesterday was a little bit drunk after work... cos i was eating some food and drinkin some alcohol at my park at like 2am.. i like the tranquility...

So today woke up afreshed... accompany my bro to watch The Incredibles! whoa.. Dislike cartoons la.. but since no one offered to bring him go watch, i may as well bring him lo... He was really into the movie so much.. that he kept laughin and laughin.. For me.. hmm at least it wasnt that lame.. so i also enjoyed myself... So going Genting tomorrow! I cant wait already! So here i am GENTING!

|| Benji LuStEd aT 8:31 PM ||

Monday, November 22, 2004

To Cher..

I am not planning to get married.. o pls haha.. come to think of it..i seriously rather be promiscuous.. but of course not to the extent of going for prostitution or whatever.. I mean i am the gigolo already rite? ya rite? sO pls haha.. And Cher u BETTER come back.. i got so many things to Blurt out! myStEriOus... hehe

Love Benji

So peeps... i just came back from work and its getting on my nerves! I met so many different kinds of people... its really interesting ya noe... There are people who are simply

1) Bimbotic

i mean " can i have anything that is not gaseous " I replied " water ". She pondered.. and she replied o yes o yes.. Thanks alot.. WHAT THE FUCK?! haha.. is she simply just kuku neh neh...

2) Childish (think they are from some high sch cheerleading squad )

Three young gals shrieked: " Can we have Three TICKETS FOR PRINCESS DIARIES TWO!! HurK HurK!!! " Act Chio, act Cute whatever la.. TOTAL TURN OFF! Wif all the disgusting laughters (HURK HURK THE FUCK?!) and thought they won champion for their UniSON cheer.. er Pls.. come closer __ #$%#$^!

3) Simply irritating

An old lady trying to be cheeky: " Can i have one reg popcorn.. .oh i want one quarter sweet ,then salted then sweet then salted... " eh OBASAN! we are not from RAINBOW CLUB.. we sell things, not help u decorate ur Popcorn.. and u ordered reg? omg ARe u trying to fight wif me?

4) Finally the extreme lamers

3 St nic Gals :" can i have three tix for Incredibles "
Benji:" Oh sorry but i have run out of printerpaper"
St nics: " Oh we help u carry the printer over from my house k" Followed by "GIGGLES!!!"
U noe what?.. i replied: "whatever.." And diao-ed... can u just grow up! Fine one of them is quite a chic.. but ya noe what.. SO WHAT?! Act cute somemore and see how ur boobs gonna sweep the entire Singapore roads...

Okay.. maybe i am just mean.. but i am really so furious over some people that are simply RUBBISH.. They are so So deserving to be BURNT alive i tell u.. of course there are good ones and some interesting ones..like one uncle who ask me to choose a movie for him cos he thinks i have good taste..haha but well since he is above 21 i suggested to him 5 x 2.. and after the show i saw him.. he nodded his head and i suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction.. hehe..

So i am goin Genting in like two days.. i cant wait for my date... Okay i am over reacting.. Whatever.. but i just put my fingers cross hoping everything just turns out well....

|| Benji LuStEd aT 2:02 AM ||

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Finally had a day off today and so went to meet up wif yang and xia.. We watched Birth.. It was so disappointing ... and the fact that Nicole Kidman kissing the little boy is so intriguing and at the same time intimidating.. cannot imagine me kissing my mum! haha yikes.. But i can tahan la haha judgin that there are movies that are more unbearable like Irreversible.. that one the raping scene i can just eew...

nothin to blog actually cos had been a routine for days.. But i wanna catch Bridget jones... haha 70 shags in 7 weeks... I will alwayz remember the trailer pls.. so funny...

Anyway today i had a shock by some news bout my fren who has gotten married.. omg.. haiz.. suddenly i feel so old.. i mean there is nothing wrong but the fact that at near our age u can get married scares me haha.. Hmm next year 18 le.. wonder whats that feelin gonna be.. but for now i gotta sleep le got work tomorrow..

|| Benji LuStEd aT 1:30 AM ||

Friday, November 19, 2004

BonJoUr.. This morning is the most refreshing moments since like how many days ago.... argg.. no more dark circles and eye bags le yeah!!! er i mean subsided.. okay there are still some signs.. haizz.. but realised Tea bags are a great cure for such things pls...

These few days have been hectic wif non stop action at Cathay's Concession... but well work is hard so have to persevere... Anywayz the Genting Trip is definitely oN! hurray.. Alas.. we'll be departing at 24th Nov which is next week! okay i sound like some of the primary sch kids who wants to watch The Incredibles haha... okay fine.. And i am so excited and full of anticipation pls.. 4 more days! counting from now... Today's work gonna be hard i tell u 11 to 8.. i can jus stand there and die..

So now the house is practically vacant.. wif most of my family members already up at Genting enjoying their 'roaring rampage' to the casino... i can visualise the expression of my grandma ( i call her Veronica ) while hitting the slots haha.. it be so hilarious can.. she be like giving the "what the fuck" look and the " huh i got win meh? " look.. haha.. i am so jealous but well i be the next batch of people going.. so i shall work my ass off first for this week... Exhausted... hoo..

I love the tranquility of my house now.. its so quiet and spooky somehow.. but i simply love it... Any spirits can just come haunt me la.. i will cook for u all dinner... Sounds like Adam's Family.. So i shall now brush my teeth, eat my breakfast and wala.. go to work.. -Yawn-

|| Benji LuStEd aT 9:28 AM ||

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Peeps.. i am feelin so fatigue recently... no matter how long i sleep.. my eyes still feel like so tired la.. its as if no nutrients like that.. I dont want that! argg... These few days wont be bloggin often cos having long time at work.. but one thing for sure.. my genting trip aint gonna cancel after all.. Be going wif Bp Zy and bubu haha.. Cant wait fot that day.. As for now.. i am so gonna search the web to find some cure.. i think i am under depression noe.. hmm.. but by what?! hmm.. i need to practise some yoga?! lets see what can i do about it.. and this month..i am so gonna pray as i save enough money for er.. shant disclose anything [Cheeky Boy].. ahem...

For now..i need some sleep pls.... aww i love my bed

LOVE
BENJI

|| Benji LuStEd aT 1:52 AM ||

Sunday, November 14, 2004

There are two reasons why i am here blogging.. haha

1) I really should stop eating!
2) The kids are simply too noisy!

But I dont hate them or dislike them pls! My cousins are simply adorable.. haha introducing my three beloved cousins.. Valerie, Felicia and Benedict.. aww.. Valerie is 4, Felicia is 5 and benedict is 8.. and they are all too cute pls..

Everytime when i was like sleeping, Valerie would just climb on top my me and pinch my ear or just lie beside me or simply just play wif her toys.. haha so cute rite.. and i would act like i am sleeping and just observe..she is so adorable la.. not like my two younger bros!! simply irritating and noisy.. maybe its because boys being boys la..haha tend to be more hyperactive and cheeky.. but they dont dare to disturb me usually.. Felicia on the other hand loves to draw! and i see that she has talents..hmm..

There they go.. Shrieking like they have only one day to live.. and the boys playing playstation 2.. Okay Valerie is hollering now.. i think she is like playing some drawing games wif felicia.. Its hysterical i tell u... I shld tape down how they can shred my room into pieces or should i say their sophisticated rioting and send the tape to Guiness World Record can.. O there they go.. bounce and bounce on my beloved Bed.. OH NO! did i tell u that i dont sleep on those beds that are like supported by some structure below... I have never liked sleeping like tt.. My bed is on the floor... Like mattress..interesting ah? and that makes it damn easy for the kids to jump around.. haiZ.. although i dont like ppl ruining my room..but well today's Benedict's Birthday so er ya.. i shall close one eye.. haha i aint that 'small gas' la ah haha...

So there is this birthday today and the kids are like having birthdays together.. haha.. giggling, bouncing around, shrieking with elan, simply in a frenzy..Arent they simply just very happy human.. haha.. they have nothing to worry but just scream and have fun... And did i mentioned that the amount of food in the house now is horrendously alot! All my faves..mouth watering satayS!!! gosh i ate like 30 sticks.. let me see.. have to do like at least 80 sit ups for three sets today.. haha.. o and there are durianS!! And the most tempting of all.. CAKE!! oh my guan yin! And i just like had my dinner.. and having ulcer..what the fuck! Who careS! just eat and die la.. haha.. how can i turn down everything just because i may fear that my weight would increase like fuck...

So here it is.. i am on my second round of devouring everything!.. lastly HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BENEDICT! If i have the pics taken i will upload it ya... u all shld see my beloved cousin Valerie..she is just too lovable...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 8:01 PM ||

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Haha "goodbye my love, wo di ai ren zai jian" thats what i am listening rite now..er soothing oldies man.. er which ERA? hmm maybe ice age? okay i admit i am unpredictable.. i mean i can actually like clubbing songs at one point and immediately like oldies classics... haha er.. Today had sailing as usual.. arg i was exceptionally pissed by the weather today.. its like sunny for a while then drizzle.. arg what the.. the wind also.. Crap.. so after which.. i was PHYSICALLY and EMOTIONALLY drained can...

But the guys wanted to play pool er so well i just tag along since it has been like months since i touch that stick and hit pool balls..haha..well temptations wif addition of addiction got the better of us and we pool-ed for er let me see.. close to 3 hours? er $$ pls... but never mind.. had lots of fun.. although i am not that good..er i am better at darts haha.. Zi yang said i can like join nationals for darts competition..haha...

The Genting Trip is now at a wobbly condition.. haiz... i donno la.. i mean i just wanted some fun outside of singapore wif frens but never mind.. i just pray that everything just turn alrite... O ya pls dont watch The Forgotten if u r having high expectations..it SUCKs.. sorry but yes it does.. Yes i am so counting down for that day.. that very special day for me.. hope everything turns well..haiz.. seriously i was just fearful.. i donno y but well i aint gonna bear high hopes that things will turn right.. i mean up till now in my life.. nothing really good last in my life.. it comes and it flew off before ur very own eyes.... But this time.. i am optimistic ya.. so wish me luck.. hehe..

|| Benji LuStEd aT 8:24 PM ||

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Tuesday went to Sentosa.. Got Sun Tanned.. The Sun Was all Too great.. but Bid us goodbye like just 2 hours later..when all the disgusting dark clouds beseiged and there goes the rain.. What the fuck! but well had some fun there.. Des and i apparently got bitten by something while we were swimming.. er think its small jellyfishes..but whatever la heck!

Today my trainer was such a good person pls... i mean She was patient and caring.. at least while workin there are still good ppl around..not that i want to comment but my bosses are really mean... shant elaborate..er esp the fat girl.. cant stand her pls.. she is like so what.. arg whatever la.. i can take any chidings.. trust me i am good at it.. No One is Gonna Bring Me Down.. Arg so tomorrow gonna work again hurray.. hope for a better popcorning session and some 'kopin' of food here and there.. haha fun fun

|| Benji LuStEd aT 8:52 PM ||

Monday, November 08, 2004

I really Should StoP waTchin KoReaN DrAma.. So so so FucKin Sad Pls! haha

|| Benji LuStEd aT 7:11 PM ||

FiRst day at work! haha.. er nothing to be proud of actually.. well my manager apparently is a bung haha.. tsk tsk.. but well er..she is kinda strict and fierce but i guess she has to be like that or her employees will just take advantage of her kindness.. so we came out wif a schedule and she finally smiled.. o gosh i was so tensed up pls.. its as if i was goin back sch to get rebuked but the teachers... well turned up i got continuous work from wed onwards to Sun for this week.. hmm well Tues is off-day for me and also today.... only worked like 3 hours... Knew this guy from compassvale sec.. er he kinda got scolded by the staff for wearing a really thick earring.. er.. well i was continually exchanging funny glances wif him over the scolding.. poor thing..but later he got used to it too... er and also a gal went for the job today.. hmm dont really noe her cos she came later...

Okay.. well mum bought this dye that is like Rum colour..er.. i have never tried something so red before so well i dared myself to try out this new colour.. other than the usual brown.. hmm turned out.. it was quite red.. hmm but the colour isnt that prominent maybe because i did not bleach my hair.. but well some contrast is better than none.. at least i tried new colours.. next time gotta try blue.. but i seriously dont wan to dye too many times..cos it really will spoil ur freakin hair.. but well.. since mother bought and nobody using.. may as well dye it...

Today started off wif a tense up emotions, followed by a paroxysm of laughter and ended up wif a ruddy hair haha.. DoTx

|| Benji LuStEd aT 5:15 PM ||

Sunday, November 07, 2004

FiNaLly after like countless times of trying to get my fuckin blog updated because of server down or something.. so the holidays have commenced officially so to speak -claps- And so is my life gonna be back to normal i supposed? haha that 'promiscuous' lifestyle of clubbing, drinkin, having fun.. Sounded like some old chee ko pek's life..but well at least the holiday should promise some extreme fun.. haha

Woke up today like 10 something.. was too late for sailing..so well did not go... kinda sad pls.. but too bad la.. i mean i was damn tired the previous nite..anywayz.. met up wif Xia to catch Shark Tales haha.. er.. cartoons again ya? peeps who noe me realised that i am not really into cartoons..but anywayz the movie turn out not bad pls.. I mean at least i did not dose off by its extreme lame jokes.. Had supper at the make-shift hawker somewhere between somerset and dholby gaut.. anywayz.. drank some liquour while savouring our sumptuous and tempting carrot cake and sizzling hot, mouth watering chicken wings that ooze off its barbequed smell of tender meat cum honey sweety.. haha.. it was jus too sensational pls..i was sent to another dimension.. initially wanted to go Rouge to have some drink or something but realise they need like some cover charge..which we dont even intend to dance..

Went home and caught "Jing Zhi Lu Ye'', i tell u i have never expected channel 8 to like show a lesbian show.. but anywayz was touched like some innocent guy that first watched some melancholy Korean Drama.. it was awesome acting i tell u... Anita Mui and Zhang Guo Rong.. really blew me off can.. Too bad they are like dead.. haiz i was devastated too.. i mean given that they really acted many good films.. so what if Leslie has different sexual orientation.. i alwayz remembered him as a really good gay actor.. not those disgusting type but subtle yet captivating roles..that can really make u cry whether u r strght or crooked... Anita Mui looks like a trans though in that show..and the song "Zhui" is making my eyes wet wif some tears practically gonna roll down...

Oh ya.. did i mention that i am so gonna get a tattoo.. this is it.. i am so gonna get one maybe next year.. i wanna have one small tattoo at my left leg.. i find them kinda nice... but i am not rebellious pls.. i mean having tattoo doesnt make u diff or what pls.. so ppl stop judgin ppl who have tattoo differently.. We have only one life..and i wanna live it wif happiness pls.. i dont care now.. on who the fuck i love or what.. as long as i have feelins for this particular person..i will not shun my feelings.. like i give a fuck.. er.. Sumimasen for the language eh.. i mean i simply cannot comprehend the fact that i actually got myself sunk into depression previously because of some fuckers that simply judge u as if they noe u.. Dont make me find out who they are before i make sure their reputation just get tarred... haha sounded so revengeful..jk la..they are simply just too childish la okay -MUSA- -BrEATHE iN- -BrEaThE OuT-

I think perhaps i am little bit drunk now or something blabbering all the rubbish.. but i kinda miss alot of ppl pls.. and peeps.. for the next few weeks on certain days will be MIA mode ya.. cos i am gonna be working to get some cash for something la..haha apparently i should not get too personal in my blog i mean... some things are meant to be secretive ya..haha -wink-

|| Benji LuStEd aT 1:34 AM ||

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

How to make a Benjamin a.k.a Benji

Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
3 parts crazyiness
3 parts ego

Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

|| Benji LuStEd aT 9:18 PM ||