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Monday, November 22, 2004

To Cher..

I am not planning to get married.. o pls haha.. come to think of it..i seriously rather be promiscuous.. but of course not to the extent of going for prostitution or whatever.. I mean i am the gigolo already rite? ya rite? sO pls haha.. And Cher u BETTER come back.. i got so many things to Blurt out! myStEriOus... hehe

Love Benji

So peeps... i just came back from work and its getting on my nerves! I met so many different kinds of people... its really interesting ya noe... There are people who are simply

1) Bimbotic

i mean " can i have anything that is not gaseous " I replied " water ". She pondered.. and she replied o yes o yes.. Thanks alot.. WHAT THE FUCK?! haha.. is she simply just kuku neh neh...

2) Childish (think they are from some high sch cheerleading squad )

Three young gals shrieked: " Can we have Three TICKETS FOR PRINCESS DIARIES TWO!! HurK HurK!!! " Act Chio, act Cute whatever la.. TOTAL TURN OFF! Wif all the disgusting laughters (HURK HURK THE FUCK?!) and thought they won champion for their UniSON cheer.. er Pls.. come closer __ #$%#$^!

3) Simply irritating

An old lady trying to be cheeky: " Can i have one reg popcorn.. .oh i want one quarter sweet ,then salted then sweet then salted... " eh OBASAN! we are not from RAINBOW CLUB.. we sell things, not help u decorate ur Popcorn.. and u ordered reg? omg ARe u trying to fight wif me?

4) Finally the extreme lamers

3 St nic Gals :" can i have three tix for Incredibles "
Benji:" Oh sorry but i have run out of printerpaper"
St nics: " Oh we help u carry the printer over from my house k" Followed by "GIGGLES!!!"
U noe what?.. i replied: "whatever.." And diao-ed... can u just grow up! Fine one of them is quite a chic.. but ya noe what.. SO WHAT?! Act cute somemore and see how ur boobs gonna sweep the entire Singapore roads...

Okay.. maybe i am just mean.. but i am really so furious over some people that are simply RUBBISH.. They are so So deserving to be BURNT alive i tell u.. of course there are good ones and some interesting ones..like one uncle who ask me to choose a movie for him cos he thinks i have good taste..haha but well since he is above 21 i suggested to him 5 x 2.. and after the show i saw him.. he nodded his head and i suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction.. hehe..

So i am goin Genting in like two days.. i cant wait for my date... Okay i am over reacting.. Whatever.. but i just put my fingers cross hoping everything just turns out well....

|| Benji LuStEd aT 2:02 AM ||