MaLaYSIa - A - tHoN
WhooOSh.. Hiya everyone.. Trying to get myself writing this entry b4 i turn in.. I am really fatigued after this Marathon... went Malacca as i have said previously.. Yep.. drove in... father was like driving at 140km/hr.. hmm kinda like it..but mum kept scolding him... Bleahz..
Dear called me early in the morning.. was really touched.. Miss u lke fuck la.. k.. haiZ... anywayz we couldnt really get into A Famosa.. hmm was anticipating alot.. Then saw this Kampong where they sell duRianS! i tell u its fuckin cheap can! and the durians are like yummilicious... creamy and phenomenal... Then went to check in,, the place was really quiet wif lots of floras and faunas surroundin the place... hmm pretty romantic i would say.. love the tranquility... but the Condominium was a little spooky? and the car park was so cute pls.. got this parking zone which says: Beware of Bird Droppings..highly dangerous" haha
Went this water theme park wif Joe my bro.. had to take care of him a lot while I sunTan!!! yeepee.. now i am burnt! humpf.. but the Sun was really good that day.. The nite time was when the fun awaits.. as we visit Largest Sand Castles and view the stunts, red indians, cowboys.. pretty amazing i would say.. And the Nite ended wif Fireworks! i was enthralled.. it was so so so romantic pls.. too bad dear not here..heh.. otherwise it would be Voulez Vouku shAkE aRmewA.. haha jk..
O did i mention my parents are mad!! Can someone pls tell me are they frens or my PARENTS? mum was like.. lets go Clubbin! Father was like: " Do they have striptease performance? " I was like " er okay.." So what they did was let my bro go play arcade and stuffs and they COMPELLED me to go COYOTE CLUB wif them!! They are simply mad... Mum and Dad always love to challenge each other in drinkin beer.. quite interesting la...seeing both of them so lovey together...Aww.. Then mum was like can u pls order some alcoholic drinks.. then he paid for all my drinks! wow.. ;ets see..they ordered close to a bucket of Tiger beer which is like 8 bottles..and they still want more!.. They were like Cheers..and FORCE me to drink.. yikes..hate beer...
Anywayz we watched this fairly erotic Russian Dance.. The gals are hot! the costumes are very colourful and nice..i love the Cat outfit..where they entice the crowd wif their tails..to the lao Chee Ko pekS.. ( as usual ).. Dad was like oogling non stop while i just ate my french fries... Mum wasnt jealous at all.. she say she is not afraid father would go astray cos he still loves her..i was like aww... Whatever la.. its like men can separate lust from love.. seriously they can! Cute la.. then mum was quite high..she wanted to dance wif me along wif Jamelia's Superstar.. haha so cute... then the music turned techno.. mum was like.. The music suX.. Anywayz.. i am pretty surprised by my parents that nite..hmm
The next day i was a little hung over..mum and dad was laughin at me.. WHAT VILE CREATURES! then proceeded to KL! to do some serious shopping... Went to Bajaya Times Square..apparently the largest shopping centre in the whole southeast asia..hmm shop till i went mad pls... then so coincidentally met up wif my relatives and so there goes an additional of two more kids.. Marcus and Melody.. and so i have to bring them to play! o Great... They were like Benjamin Kor kor.. i was watch Polar Express!!! 3D!!! haha.. i was like..
"alrite children... follow me..."
"Yay!"
o great.. I did not care much..followed them to play all the most childish rides yet..but guess they are kids la.. so i was really fatherly pls.. really took great care of them.. when they hungry bring them MAc then some wants Happy Meals and stuff.. haha busy busy... i didnt care much but hurry went to took the coaster instead.. i mean.. how can i forget bout THRILLS!! the turns of the coaster was so fun! I wanna play again.. so Shopped till i really dropped.. actually have to return to Singapore de..then well stayed over at the hotel there for another nitE! yeepee... the hotel was so extravagant... love the bath TUB!! whats life man..haha.. So went to shop like never ending....
At niTe ate alot of stuffs... i mean i couldnt really eat chilli stuffs..but the chilli sting rays, lalak, Sotong, chicken wings were like ah my f--kin goodness!! i dont care le la...just eat..complain late.r.. haha... so went three days to malaysia wif only 3 clothes..hmm.. Ooo and also the first day threw away all my mums cosmetics and facial things..haha.. she was so furious i tell u.... but i got payback too la.. mum did not bring back all my toiletires... so fair liao k.. knn haha.. oops.. Went hom.. so many misssed calls shitzz... haiz.. sorry la dear..couldnt get to u..
And just when dear can talk to me.. i need to go malaysia the next day again! to JOHOR... to eat my fave beggar chicken and shop again!! haha.. i slept like only 4 hours? from 5am to 9 am.. hmm so now i am almost dying.. so gonna stop now...
LAstly.. dear i Miss u... *grinz*