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Thursday, January 27, 2005

HeyZ... Excited Benji is back for more GoSSIPS.. okay fine.. i aint that bitch la.. recently i have learnt not to bitch too much.. cos Benji is now in a new phase in life... haha... how should i say.. hmm lets start wif today... Cos its like ages since i blog? Akay... So this morning was late for sch.. but came out wif this lame excuse that i went PANG SAI.. cos I DUA LAO SAI.. but what the hell.. End Up become "LAO SAI CONFRONTATION BY CIVICS TUTOR".. okay this form teacher of mine is a real nice guy just that we are worlds apart.. he is conservative, but i am not.. he TRIES to change my MINDSET.. but i became BITCHIER... but that was PAsse la okay..

LETS SHAKE HANDS... I aM good BOy..haha.. He is Mr Tan..

Heres how it goes

"Oh Mr TAN!! sorry sorry i was here early, its just that i went to toilet.. " I h-o-w-l-e-d hysterically.. okay its plain lying but well .. i had to save myself so its a good lie..

"U seems to go to the toilet quite often... u told me many times that u went toilet.." He claimed..

"O..." I pondered HARD..

"Its cos cos.. i am under medication la.. then this medicine got side effects.. i eat one time, i must go toilet shit one time..." I snapped..

Mr Tan was BEWILDERED... he looked at me intently.. and i thought he is gonna say what a lame excuse.. he told me... "NExt time drink wif lesser dosage.. maybe it will help.. try cutting down until u wont have the side effect..cos some medicine u drink excessively will cos side effects..."

I looked back wif a HUH? expression and it felt like a big bang into my face... Its like i became a LABORATORY RAT! he still tell me to update him how is the progress as my dosage becomes lesser.. O so i have now becoming a HUMAN TITRATION... o god.. MUST I GIVE A REPORT?.. LOL!

Never mind.. yesterday was worse.. i have this counselling session wif this guy from my sch.. bout certain things.. and ended up.. he was speechless for some time as i stared into his eyes.. he gave that "IT REALLY HAPPENED?" flabberghasted look.. i was like.. er sir.. so how? then from his expression i could tell how bad his advice would be.. then he was like BLABBERING stuffs.. that are NOT ANSWERING my question at aLL.. maybe i need to COunsel u sir... O my.. Made my day feelin so down.. after some crude remarks.. yikes..

But then i went to this counselling centre.. near my house.. and boy i was so engaged wif her.. SHe is called JANe.. She is smart, i am not.. so i basically got rebutted by her lots of time.. i mean er she asked me so am i straight or what.. then i told her i am bisexual.. she replied.. U had sex wif both guys and gals before? then i was like er.. She was like.. "y call urself that then?".. i said its just some label.. and she was like.. "its just called identity crisis" haha.. then i laughed.. and she laughed... she is so sweet... la.. got some other things that she said that was so funny.. but well i cannot DISCLOSE haha...cos apparently alot of ppl do read my blog..which i am like shock... so sorry... I have another session wif her next thurs.. where she is gonna analyse my past relationships.. haha.. i am like.. whoa.. and the THINGS WE DID.. o BOY..haha.. so kewl.. wonder what shes gonna come up wif..

Yesterday went to see the DANCE CLUB in action... O goodness.. CAN SOMEONE PLS HELP ME TELL THE DANCE TEACHER I LIKE HER... haha.. she is like.. KEWL! And she YELLS! i LIKE!! and she looks FIERCE!! i WANT!!! haha.. okay control control.. but dont YA THINK I am happy rite now.. maybe because the counselling session make me look things in different perspectives la.. I AM A GROWING UP BOY okay... haha....

O shit.. i shall blog some other time...cos its GP COMPRE!!! haha.. o wells.. i shall digress alil before i do my work.. gosh...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 7:55 PM ||