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Sunday, January 16, 2005

Yesterday nite had a real horny chat wif Yang and Cher pls.. and i tell u.. Its so open that it became real fun haha.. Like Whatever.. I must admit i do have a high sex drive but i wont go around fuckin ppl.. Hmm.. eeks the morning started wif my 'disgoosting' brother of mine who came towards me and slap my butt! er.. hello!

Yesterday was worse... banana ExtravaganZA! haha... I was so totally and freakinly turn off by my ah ma who force me to devour so many bananas.. cos no one in the house wants to eat... O so u think i am so in for banana la! I tell u its gross k.. i am so not going to eat it... Yikes...

Hmm.. why are ppl getting attached recently... i am So So freakin Jealous... But judging from how short my attention span is, i dont think i am ready to get into one... hehe... Cos when u give something in a relationship, at a point, the person would want more than the something that u could give.. Its like Whatever... But i must say having a gf or bf have their pros and cons... To me, gf tend to want more attention emotionally and bf tend to want more attention sexually.. hmm so.. how to choose neh? haiya remain single la.. so ma fan.. i need my aggressive-adventurous-active-yet-lady-like gal! haha okay notice the oxymoron involved.. such gals only happen in forms of dillusion or in 'bubbles'..

Alfie says all guys only want the fBB which is face boobs butts... I disagree.. i want F-U-C-K... Fresh, understanding, caring, kinky.. haha.. o there is this hi bye fren which i came by and she actually have the guts to tell me.. "I want to get married and live happily ever after", the next thing i knew.. I said "bye".. come on.. like WTF? the "HAppily ever after" thing really can kIss my farkin ass... U think u still living at 234BC ah... Still in Stone age isit? it certainly turns me off.. haha.. no offence, its just a comment..

Realised ever since i came to JC, there is not even a single "Zsa Zsa Zsu" as in the adrenaline and the strong attraction to someone... its more like "Zsa Zsa EEW".. how turn off can it get..if this continue to happen.. i am so gonna be a monk or rather be single and so enhance singapore already pathetic "LOw sex Rate" to remain at its HONOURABLE 2nd last position... haha.. Okay but i still dont think Japan will take over singapore yet la..But how good does it sound when ppl say singaporeans have higher sex drive than Japanese.. like how nice?

Yesterday, while walking wif Cher, I asked myself what is sex in this modern society? and heres my consensus" funny ppl doing funny things in funny positions" dont ya agree? haha.. nowadays where got ppl make love? they only have sex...but i never say no one MAKE LOVE... thats the major difference.. Hmm whats the world becomin to.. am i just cynical or over-reacting... After seeing so many things happening... i cannot help but wonder.. whats my label rite now? maybe i am just in a new phase called "Relationship-Celibacy" haha.. okay i was just crapping..

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