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Sunday, February 06, 2005

Dear Mr Blog,

If a woman comes to me and say "Hello Stranger", it be a fuckin turn on la.. haha.... Okay i am mad... but well u see Mr Blog, I need to feel loved recently.. Donno y.. I need someone to reorganise my life.. care for me and provide wif me even the slightest tinge of security.. Cos i am fuckin insecure right now and i hate it...

I need a GF! haha

Be it that i am desperate or what.. I just need someone to at least tell me u really care for me? thats not alot ba... I noe my past has been really dramatic and depressing but i am trying to improve too.. There are several reasons y girls wont like me u see

1) i am too bitchy
2) i am too feminine
3) i give an impression that i fuck around
4) i have a complicating past and alot cannot accept it..
5) i have short attention span
6) i can be insensitive sometimes towards people
7) I am bisexual therefore equals promiscuous
8) i am horny bastard
9) i am more like their jie meis

10) i am not muscular enough
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and the list goes on... and by that time.. i owe ppl chances of getting girl fren lo...

I am like Toto right now.. chances becomes 1 / 8 million ...But but.. u realised i am aware what ppl are thinkin bout me.. but u must also take account that i did improve alot okay...

Got this girl actually got the cheek to ask me the size of my dicky..She wanna die ah.. Poor Little Benji, u r not seen in public yet u r already being judged.. -Jumps off the building- So i protected u by ignoring her.. haha.. i am devastated..If was a fuckin HIT AND RUN! even horny gals despise Little Benji.. how the fuckin hell they will noe! Asian equals small dicky meh? I got meet national standards okay.. haha kns.. plus too big later hit u like baseball bat how? dangerous k...

Mr Blog, I am not promiscuous k... I wont ever fuck around pls even though ya la i am horny sometimes.. at most fool around but chances tends to zero lo.. but thats not the point... Yes i am bitchy.. but that is just me ma.. and i try not to bitch alot recently liao lo if ppl realised..Plus ppl say i am sissy.. u should have seen Secondary 1.. its a fuckin transexual knockout....

yes i dont have those fuckin big elephantasis neh nehs that some girls dying their bfs to have cos they can just cushioned themselves on those and sleep soundly or play wrestling wif its automated fighting neh nehs functionality.. but guys wif so big neh neh really good meh? u see i do take care of the welfare of my gf okay.. later she run halfway and hit those big mammal glands, they may bounce off and hit somewhere ma.. Plus too big later suffocate how?

I also have good points ma..

1) i dont get angry easily
2) i always compromise
3) i can give lots of freedom
4) i can tolerate alot of things
5) i am open minded..
6) i can try lots of new things..
7) I am enthu
8) i can be real humorous

O no Mr blog pls help me... Girls associate me more like their Kaki! and full stop.. Haiz.. What a Knockout... -Kill me wif parang NOW!-

Guys arent better too.. Well, having a bf aint that bad.. at least guys can shower u wif lots of sweet stuffs although most of the time u noe its fake but u simply love the attention..cos their ultimate motive for majority is still touchin, kissing or whatever more.... But nowadays u wont noe who they fuck or who they had a quickie.. so comes in the insecurities..

Having a gf on the other hand can be really caring, understanding but u have not seen the other side when u become "domestified".. The cracks a.k.a depression, whines, constant breakdowns, cryings.. Like how many times can u actually meet independent women wif aggressive character yet sometimes lady-like?

But then again.. both have flaws..but why everytime i still fall in love? kns.. haiz...

U noe something Mr Blog? If a gal tell me not to be so bitchy or whatever.. I will definitely try my best to change for the better... I seriously would.. except i cannot change anything physical...

maybe i should just find someone to hug-and-go.. its like i comfort u, u comfort me and thats it haha.. Haiyo Mr Blog.. sorry to yak so many rubbish to u.. i mean u r still single too rite? Can u give me a kiss or a hug? much appreciated..

Pls fax ur hug and kisses to my add thru DHL.. Zip seal and deliver.. thank u...

Yours SIncerely,
Benji

|| Benji LuStEd aT 7:41 PM ||