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Friday, February 04, 2005

It all started wif the purpose of doing projects and playin games in my com...

That was then...

NoW... the purpose has changed...

It has changed into a PORN PORTAL!!! -Clapx-

y? let me explain... i got home today and was walkin towards my room and saw my second bro Samuel lookin i-N-t-E-n-T-l-Y at the com... well i thought should not disturb him since he is busy.. so i slowly went into my room... U can immediately sense the instant transformation of facial expression from him... His face went white.. he jumped..

HA! something is amiss.. so as a good bro as i am.. i scurried over and to my utter horror, it was Britney spears wif her fake tits.. haha.. okay my first expression was not -Open mouth agape-.. it was more like "Huh.. Britney where got so big?" if he choose some gal like Kelly Brook maybe i wont even scold him haha.. i may even join in.. -Whacks my head- Jk..

I acted irate and shouted at him askin him what was he doing -feels so good- haha... he exclaimed that he was like playing GB.. wow.. GB is an Universal excuse rite now.. how original... at least tell me the classic la.. I was doing project.. haha.. He was smart actually.. cos he had another window that is yahoo.com and he hid the desktop bar.. c'mon la..he think i donno all such tricks ah.. well.. i did not threatento tell mum or what.. cos well.. he is already goin to be NC16 ma...

-EvIl GrInz-

so well.. part of growin up la ah.. Just that... can he at least be more original then just surfing for Britney.. haiyo.. And i tellin u he actually downloaded halfway the PAris Hilton latest Romp.. i mean.. She is really good pls... as in not in terms of 'Bedding' .. as in good in using such methods to spread her popularity..

Anywayz.. i just told him not to let me catch him surfing dirty websites again.. so he went back to bed..Eww.. lucky nothin more happened.. the worst that could ever happen is catchin ur bro jerkin off in front of ur com.. u be like .. WHAT THE HELL.. sorry for the crude language.. but its true.. many ppl do let the monkey out while watchin porn.. Not me though...

This wasnt the first time i caught him alrite.. the past few times was worse la... cos got vids of sch gals, office sex that kind..eew.. hormones so ragin ah... haha...

O now i shall bitch bout my Fuckin Principal.. She is one FUCKIN BITCH... that day at assembly, she even have the cheek to say " a group of students ask me is there half day on thurs and i answered.. i declare halfday next thurs."

These few words came as a direct knock into my head wif utter disgust...My mouth opened so wide that two sausages can fit right in horizontally.. HOW FUCKIN LAME CAN SHE BE>! Thurs is like CHINESE NEW YEAR... Ya that was so funny..

-Throws her wif Concentrated Sulphuric Acid-

She should be burnt alive from society lo.. plus she HEARD teachers bitchin our class that we are noisy and without her witnessing by herself.. she complained to my Civics Tutor that we are noisy and she is so going to take action if it continues... GO TO HELL la.. fuckin Pua chee bye.... It really irritates me when ppl accuse of someone without seeing things themselves... If she is here rite now.. i am so gonna take a broom and whack her fuckin ass...

Haiz.. i should calm down a little..cos i not feelin well rite now... slept for like 2 hours just now.. cos had a real headache.. hope i feel better tomorrow.. Wa la!

|| Benji LuStEd aT 9:04 PM ||