Because of this fucking pomelo! lol.. okay i am just being paranoid.
pls dont be deceived by its epic breast-like structure! If looks could kill... First i cut it open... And i was devouring happily while watching some lame tv... Then what happened was i squeezed the inner pomelo too hard and it explodeD!!! fuck la.. it really exploded lo... sprayed my whole face with POMELO JUICE! like whatever.. plus i just bathe alright! fuckin thing! lol... now my shirt is sticky and my face is wet... eew... so much juice.. must find which fuckin bird came to help that pomelo pollinate until so juicy -PUI!-
And this morning, as usual eyes could not open totally, halfway only.. but it was really funny.. Shared a cab with Charmaine and this passer-by... so we reached the sch and we are like supposed to pay like $3.30.. so i offered $5.30 and the passer by gave me back 2 dollars change. Then he suddenly said we paid too much... then i say okay.. And i took back the 5 dollars and said is 2 dollars enough? he said alright.. and so i gave him that 2 dollars he gave me earlier unknowingly and we bid goodbye.. Then i asked Charmaine how much i owe her.. And realised we did not pay anything!? lol we just recollected that the $2 we gave was his! pengZzz..
Anywayz watch Team America Today.. was fuckin lame..couldnt stand it! lol.. and so crude la.. extreme puppet sex and puppet violence.. not for gals la that show.. lol.. Well congrats for my POMELO DAY..whee!