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Monday, May 23, 2005

.:: DoNt pHunK wIf Ma hEaRt ::

Got totally addicted to Black Eyed Peas new song... sucha sexy song... U shld catch Shakira's Vid er i think is Le Totura.. fcking hot! She did that thang like what Jessica Alba did in Sin City... Kewl...

Mummy irritated the hell out of me.. she scolded me just because she saw me with another gal..o wait.. its not SHE SAW.. its my AUNT SAW.. tts so bo liao pls.. Cant be bothered wif her.. Anywayz.. today was Kopi Kia day....

..:: Lao PahT saT ::

Met up wif the usual cynical three haha.. and guess what..Hui Min joined us.. hurk hurk.... Had loads of food.. Sting Ray, Satays, Calamari.. it has been so long since i had nice food.. O gawd still remembered eating at some rural country near the sea.. and u bbq as the sun Sets.. that is so fascinating alright...

I aint a restaurant boy... still love Kopi Thiam... the food in Geylang, Bedok all better than some restaurants lo.. Ya the only difference is dont have etiquette only ma.. haiya.. be so cultured for what... the more importan tthing is the food...

Just now they belittled my little tongue.. felt totally down..haha.. Apparently my tongue had scars which they all are fascinated wif its origins.. like what the.. i was born like that.. and ya i cant blow job or french Kiss as described by Summer.. fine.. ya i will get Ghonorhea, Syphillis.. everything also too bad for me k.. Argg...

:: ChOcOlAtEs fRoM FiNlAnd ::

Apparently someone still love me alot .. thats my distant aunt... er not that my closest aunts dont like me.. they dote me until like too much too... but this aunt was so sweet.. She knows the path to my heart lol... She came back from Europe wif sucha large box of chocolates, sweets and many other stuffs.. that was totally melting sensation.. I am simply speechless..as in she still remembered i like chocolates like fuck... Hehe.. time to eat some.. I aM pAtrick Star!! haha...time to eat...i dont CARE!

|| Benji LuStEd aT 12:38 AM ||