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Sunday, May 15, 2005

From now on..my blog will be much boring kinda stuffs cos nothing interesting in my life right now..its at one of the lowest point..haha... Whatever...at least i noe i am feeling happy right now...

O and i paid Cher a visit.. haiyo why suddenly sick neh! u better get well ya.. take care.. drink lots of water..sleep early.. eat all ur meal k..i noe i am naggy but i dont care... u better follow my orders!!!!!! haha.. i am aggresive..but seriously very worrying leh...

And my stupid boy haiyo why like so troubled leh recently?! can u like dont keep to urself?

Saturday nite went IndoChine Party..i must say the place is really classy and the number of people on the dance floor is Gargantuous pls...I cannot like dance at all.. only trying to squeeze through any possible empty place.. everyone is basically walking around the dance floor rather than dancing.. i just move a lil and was hit by two ppl against the wall..i give up! but then the music was not bad except that they should have things like pole dance or podium to dance.. Anywayz it was not bad la...some of the gals are pretty hot... but then u noe..its all the lighting and make up... i didnt dance much.. plus i dont like to anyhow touch other ppl that i dont noe.. its just so wrong for me... i aint perverted alright... although u can see those guys standing at one side waiting for an opportunity to wipe someone's ass or whatever la..cos u cannot complain after all due to the large number of ppl... smart..but i think this gal accidentally hit my thing.. which i conveniently gasp while she apologised.. diaoz..

Anywayz.. Met alot of ppl yesterday... glad to see Carmen like since so long...After which went over to Why Not.. change of atmosphere haha... different type of crowd.. but then i see no point to go in given that its closing soon anywayz... so went to Maxwell Market to eat wif Yang, Bendini and Edwin.. fuckin tired but had a great nite...

Anywayz.. these two days i feel so stressed.. i have to study for econs test, i have to vacuum the house, buy food for grandpa, boil water, wash here wash there, help my aunt buy 4D.. aiyo..

what am i?
Servant cum 4D broker ah! kaoz..

My bro is such an ass...cos i was really tired and asked him help me buy back some food.. and he complained.. what the! and everyday still can meet galfren lo.. yes i totally comprehend the so called power of love or whatever... but then.. poor gal only saw the act-good side of him.. o i forgot..love is blind what..plus i so good lo...mum instructed not to let him go out..i never even complain lo..say u go meet ur galfren..and this is what i get...

I seriously got addicted to do everything naked..haha..thats not a fetish or what..but i just feel so good walking around my house totally nude..haha.. sleep nude...swim nude..tan nude... goodness i am a flasher... no one is at home what..so its Freedom day... but hor..i even if i flasher hor..ppl will not admire leh.. sian.. show everything also no one want...

Why is it that nowadays.. i dont really know many new gals liao.. am i that monster?! or is it that i already too sian to socialise or simply cos its TPJC..haha... I want to know more older gals leh...can someone arrange a match making session for me... i seriously dont mind..Maybe shall write down some criteria haha...

-Decent looking
- Smart
- cheeky but can be lady like
- lady aura.. not Selina or Candy that kind of aura ( pui! )
- sexy..
- no whiny

Alright this are just expectations ... by the time i go through till the no whiney part..i guess all of the gals in Singapore are already striked out..haha... thats why its just criteria.. all guys have criterias but they wont get that pattern they want.. simply cos.. i am not Orlando Bloom myself and so who am i to choose... haha... Bleah.... But then at the very least.. No SELINA TYPE!!! The S.H.E SELINA!!! .. everytime saw her in TV, i always have the urge to stuff something up her ass lo..pls.. seriously, the way she 'teh' u just feel like stuffing some German Sausage to shut her mouth up.. yikes.. shit i no mood liao.. sorry to S.H.E fans..but she is a role model to destruction....

|| Benji LuStEd aT 8:25 PM ||