Dont PhuNk wIf Ma HeArt

entries reminiscence lust off bitch.com voyeur me

Welcome to mA blog

About my life

Just a blog about a confused boy

Dont phunk Wif my heart

To navigate, click on one of the words above....

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

I have absolutely no idea when did i get this blardy irritating aura from... its like i kept meeting gals who think they are so fucking pretty that everyone should just implore and pray wif our knees, and worse still really ugly gal who tries to be yet again more irritating, not realising she should do more on her character since she has no looks already! Yikes... Because some ppl who know those bitches do read my blog, i shall remain devious, unless the bitch wants to surrender herself which i am willing to make sure her 'down there' rot so much that fungi even find it not condusive to mould themselves onto it... damn irritated...

Hey, i apologise if i am mean or something, but u should see their attitude and stuffs... I have always maintain this policy of "u dont screw me, i dont screw u" in sch, and yet without even opening my mouth and not knowing me, someone can just talk badly about me right in my face... she is miraculous.. seriously, she looks like she is having triplets... alright i shant complain too much before i become the bad one....i should be prudent of what i am supposed to type..hehe.. anywayz, i dont expect her to apologise or what.. i just wanna say, can u get ur facts right, know me, before u fuck me.. thanks.. now fuck off....

A few gals nowadays are simply too irritating, that it often makes ppl generalise that all gals are like that.. But then, i am fair, i do know gals wif really nice characters... seriously, i would be mesmerised.. its just a natural charm from some of them....

Today had sexual Education in sch.. Er its a vid about teenage pregnancy and the interviewers are bias in such a way, they choose those cases whereby the gals are at their worst, pregnant twice, that kind.. many gals are complaining that guys just wants sex, i agree... but then, if u think carefully, those that equate sex = love. Can they just seriously wake up from lala land... Think gals, be strong, dont be dumb, cos u will suffer eventually...

And u guys!!! stop right there, dont think they are toys pls.. fuck and go isit? may u bless wif syphillis.. seriously, if u all are not ready to take that responsible, just get a watermelon or something and get ur dick in... u only want the pleasure what, just to get that oblonged thing into a hole... crap..

I have personally met ppl that are pregnant at very young age, even as young as like 13.. Yes 13, when u are like halfway through puberty... yikes... and condoms should be used at all times pls.. i noe the room gets heat up too fast and men sexual body is like microwave oven, but thats not an excuse! and yes yes i noe bout condoms not as pleasurable and u like it raw or whatever, but research has shown that, it does not really affect ur thousands sensory neurons, its most probably due to the fact that u r CIRCUMCISED! HA! there.. go check ur tweety before making assumptions that u cant get enough pleasure..

Er i sound like some Sex therapists.. i am just making some basic awareness. Its traumatising enough to have an unwanted pregnancy. I can go on and on basing on what i have gained in knowledge throughout my years haha.. seriously i can take over the vid to screen more real situations. So what if ppl of my age do know karma sutra, thats so passe.. Go check out whats scating..which is a major problem in Singapore's Prostitution.. due to ultra perverted chee kor peks.. shant say much..u can go find out urself haha...

Anywayz.. once again to my frens who reads my blog, sorry for the amount of profanities today and the bitching session... i mean.. i was really irritated..

Alright now for the more hilarious thing that happened today at sch.. yes u dont get a chance to have so many ppl looking at u wif that agape look and u still can have the cheek to laugh out loud.. Today was really embarrassing pls.. cos after Naphfa test, i was fascinated by the chinese dance ppl who could do hand stand.. and so i donno why i just flip myself and was able to get that position but alamak the equilibrium wrong shift from my butt to my legs and pom! i went flat onto the ground... leaving the ppl around me burst out in total laughter.. seriously its so painful la.. diaoz...

Bleah.. anywayz... good news is... I DONT HAVE TO GO ARMY IN DECEMBER AFTER ALL!!! ... I passed my Fitness test with a silver! haha... er.. actually wanted to aim gold de..but my pull up little bit CMI.. like two more and i can get gold liao.. all my five items and my running got gold except pullup..sianz.... but nevetheless i was glas i passed... maybe i retaking my pullup to try to get that gold.. I got like A,A,B,C,D,C..everything missed by like 1 cm or something.. haha... 2.4km run was not my personal best but managed to hit 11.07min..i feel so fit now... MUSCLE MAN!!! lol...

Wha i realised i very rubbish today... hahah.. i ate like so many stuffs just now... from pasar malam...my favourite... i am little bit kopi tiam that kind of guy.. cos the food in hawker simply taste much much better than those high classed ones... hmm.. am i fat?! i am like 69kg now... BMI 20.8... acceptable weight but i felt heavy... haha...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 9:37 PM ||