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Monday, June 27, 2005

Since i am still waiting for dinner... i shall write my own column.. its just for pleasure reading:

Top 5 women to avoid dating

CAUTION
DANGER AHEAD!

No 5... MiSs Desperate

O this type of women are simply sex charged! ball busters.. They would accept anything that comes into her life as long as 1) he has a dick 2) he is nice .. Its a whoever comes kinda situation... She just wanna get attached.. without even thinkin if she likes u.. but she just feels good anyway... This one is totally vicious and blur men will be stuck there spastically as if she really loves u.. think twice boy!..

conclusion: Miss Desperate is good frens wif Miss Money-more-more

No 4... Miss Possessive

its alright for woman to take charge in somethings, but definitely not all things.. from the colour of underwear u r supposed to wear to where u go, who u talk to , what did ur friend tell u.. she WANTS TO KNOW! and if u dont give in.. good luck.. Its hell expedition for you.. wif all the malicious and detrimental ways of counter attacks u could never thought of, not even in ur computer games.. She is gonna scream, pout, shriek, cry.. o yes cry.. one of the top 3 most vile things a girl can do.. which also applies to many guys nowadays.. And the most atrocious.. Cut her self...

Conclusion: Miss Possessive are best frens wif Miss I-just-wont-leave

No 3... Miss Me-Myself-and-I

This type of women are the most self centered, spoiled brat u would ever find..and their excuses would always be "i am sorry i was brought up like that.." wif that "i am daddy's little damsel" o gosh.. take in such nonsense and u be gone.. they are selfish, they want all the attention from u..She expects the same from u..

Conclusion: Miss Me-Myself-and-I and Miss Bitch are lesbian partners..

No 2.... Miss Two-faced

They seem nice at first, of course, wif those cute look on their face trying their best to portray their best sides to u anywhere anytime.. get hooked and be dead.. They are always seen around guys, eventually being men's best frens but girls worse slut.. and girls cant wait to post their pictures in slutforce.org... They try their best to be helpful, thats their weapon... They shower u wif everything and sneer at all the girls around her that asked her to help her do even the slightest things.. and when u appear, that fake grimace of hers melt ur heart as u disillusioned urself into her black magic - that of fiendish woman witchcraft... U wont know they are bitches thats why they are scary and hardest to avoid.. They are usually social butterflies and very cute.. almost irresistable to many guys.. they walk like they flutter wif angelic wings. Underweath the mask is an iniquitous character. they are like leeches.. u dont feel the pain, but when u realised, it is too late...

Conclusion: Miss Two-faced are just good frens wif Miss Bitch and Miss Oh-i-am-so-cute

And our most avoidable contestant goes to....

No 1.. Miss Devious

They are dangerous, nefarious, totally undetectable by any of our natural detectors.. They normally act really poor thing.. like they are the only last ones having bad relationships.. They dont complain to u.. they are out to win ur sympathy by acting melancholy, in fact slowly manipulating u to think who she wants u to think of her..in fact.. u dont noe much bout her.. she controls all ur emotions unconciously... They hide many things from u.. they are dark, wicked and smart.. in fact they plan what they want from u, from getting money from u.. to making u think they love u and eventually u love them... They just want to create this image to u as u become her toy to manipulate and play.. She may have slept wif many men or women but u would never know.. These women are the most delicate looking but not easy to handle, in fact they are monsters in disguise.. all they do is to hide from u and u never noe...

Conclusion: Miss Devious are living together wif Miss Elusive..

So be warned guys out there.. of course there are many good character ladies out there.. not as if they are all bad.. i am not advocating that.. i am just suggesting some things to look out for when picking up gals.. dont act like a total dick whore.. tata..time for dinner.. haha...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 7:14 PM ||

Hohoho... finished two papers out of three and i am panting! whish... Just had a great great bath and...

I FEEL GOOD ... TEH NEH NEH NEH NEH! lol

And so it is.. the last paper for wed.. maths.. 3 hours of non stop action.. I am up for it! As a matter of fact, i have not finished studying Maths, but ya noe what! i am so not going to fail... Boost me some confidence ya...

And after Wed is like what? HOLIDAY AGAIN! sign.. blessing in disguise... guess it be pretty wild.. wif INDULGENCE @ Rav on Fri organised by two sexy ladys Carmen and Cheryl.. o gosh.. sounds fun to me! Anyone in the mood to club? I guess ppl are busy mugging.. HA! its just one nite.. Come on...

Go cheetah get banana hey monkey get funky! Thats life! hooray.. escstatic and totally mad.. having some himbo writing here..due to the exhaustion of my brain cells today.. Aha.. Ladies this week is just too bad for all of ya ah..

ITS GUYS WEEK.. why? take a look around.. all the action flicks going on.. Batman, War Of Worlds, Initial D.. yes i noe ya ladies may be getting restless and totally non chalant alil wif all the guys getting extra testerone-d by all these action.. But hey... U had ur share of A LOT OF LOVE too right! what Ashton Kutcher bla bla..yes he is cute.. but keep it to urself.. dont tell ur bfs..haha

so i say... give in ya.. come on.. change some perspectives, dont be grumpy, call ur bfs out to watch those movies.. they love u to bits wif all the initiatives and the slight sassy element... demure is passe, new century comes SASSY GALS..lol although u may or may not like it, but who noes.. u'll be pleasantly surprised.. O GOSH.. what i think of next?! haha

Alright the following is dedicated to all the girls out there having bfs who simply get too much attention wif their soccer matches on TV and computer games... and u just simply want to fight wif that slutty controller or puny mouse....

1) U do realised there are half time of soccer matches.. thats where u make the move..saucy lady.. start off wif this classic line.. " hey dearie, would u like some coffee, tea or ME? " I am sure it will heat up soon.. oo lala..

2) While he is staring intently at the computer screen, come on, be aggressive, B E Agressive! lol.. french him.. that will do the job.. or maybe join in the game by sitting on his laps.. it sure blow him to pieces..

3) Face it, guys are visual animals.. so what should u do? NOt STrip naked! it wont work..its not sexy.. we dont want another porn actress.. they have enough wif surfing of pornography already...sexy to guys is when u want them to explore more than what they can see.. according to some magazine..

get a jersey, of his fave player, and kaboom dress like it... Nurse and doctor are just too old fashion pls.. a jersey wif hot pants may be just right and next, jump onto him and sexed it up wif " Hello stranger.. "

Lol.. i aint weekly sex tips.. but i am just a service provider to help couples spice up relationship.. try it or not.. up to u! But always practise safe sex..

Alright word for the day: CHEATING!

(pronounced ch-ee-ting) -- When one has sexual relations, including, but not limited to, oral sex, kissing, touching of the genitals and/or full-out hanky panky, with someone outside of their monogamous relationship, and without the consent of said significant other. See also: screwing around, stepping out, and banging the babysitter.

Which means, when u break up because of cheating, get ur facts right, some girls say their boy fren cheat when they only end up wif another slut.. thats not cheating.. thats call changing of partners for further exploration due to fading of love in the previous partner.. lol..i am crapping..

Unfair?
live it..
50 percent of males divorce after marriage in US.. hmm...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 6:38 PM ||

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Sad to say, my mummy and daddy have left to stay at SengKang already, leaving just me, my irritating bro, Grandma, ah gong and Aunt... And i seriously refuse to admit it but i really miss my mummy and daddy although i pretty much love the freedom i got....

i have already accepted the fact that they are on an overseas trip.. The last time i saw mum was like what? yesterday and before i even can really talk to her, she disappeared.. arg... Somehow, i miss the nagging from my mother and scolding from her. But she also one funny lady la.. whenever she come back, she will be like,

yes my dear son, why never bring ur gf home
can u intro ur gf to me? ( she even got angry la peng )
If u love ur gf, u wouldnt want to make her pregnant when u r still young..

I was like..enough already.. diaoZ.. I dont like anyone now and i dont wish to like any!

and she kept insisting Summer is my gf.. if she really is, i shall go eat shit for the rest of my life.. haha.. jk.. as in.. its its JUST GROSS LA ... I can see her yearning eyes wanting me to get married soon and have children.. but but.. I DONT GET PREGNANT my dear mum.. haiyo.. dont force me la okay.. Seriously, she should put more pressure on my younger bro who seems to be younger and very much virile.. in fact, his pretty much in love wif his gf..so ya...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 8:19 PM ||

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Before i indulge myself in studies again.. i shall update on what happened today..

Went to meet Reen at around 2 something at Bishan.. i slept till quite late thats why met her late.. so sorry ya.. we talked quite alot..and she is a fierce Chem Teacher! i swear.. haha.. but anywayz.. i gotta thanks her lots for coaching me Chem and my studies.. learnt quite alot today.. and thanks for that big big pile of notes..lol

Then after much studying.. met up wif Amanda and Elaine.. to some Samsung birthday Bash @ Zouk.. which is like Exclusive and have Taufik Batisah (whatever) ...so reached Zouk at 7? cos the bash starts at 7 something.. And was entertained by Carrie Chong And Daniel Ong.. they are so cute pls... After the entire thing.. we decided to stay a while for....

MAMBO NITE!

It was super fun pls..shall go after common test.. but hor its LADIES NITE.. and THEY DONT NEED TO PAY! what the.. but most importantly is the fun stuffs ya.. And so at the center.. there are those who really know the steps to Oldies tracks.. damn cute pls... they were like leading the crowd with mix from 70s up to R N B .. it was a nice remix.. No wonder Zouk is so popular..now i understand.. its really nice...

Went to Phuture also.. er the RNB sucks at first.. but then its impossible for u to dance anyway.. its like so pack and its hard for u to squeeze to the dance floor.. but then.. yeah.. got some pretty girls and cute guys for Amanda, Elaine and I to oogle.. but then.. its the lighting la..

Anywayz..enjoyed alot tonight although its pretty short cos i have to continue my revision tonight which is now.. and tomorrow too.. so ya.. i shall go back to study le..cIaoz

|| Benji LuStEd aT 1:51 AM ||

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Eh.. i almost forgot.. alright yes i noe..but anywayz... Today is Brian's birthday..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U!

May all ur wishes come true and be happy always..

I shall now proceed to my discovery Channel.. i am just addicted to it..path to be a know-it-all boy lol..jk.. I am feelin real sick now.. this flu just wont leave.. arg..tomorrow meeting Reen.. hope i can survive haha...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 9:26 PM ||

Just came back from home..gonna call Maureen soon.. but b4 that..i just had a sumptuous dinner.. haha.. my GRANDMA IS TOO MUCH! she is trying to seduce me lo... of course wif FOOD! If its that kind of seduce i rather go bang wall.. She is the sweetest la.. say i have always wanted to eat Herbal Chicken and she donno how to cook..but today she tried to cook one specially for me!!! awww... it was delicious lo..MUACK!

She is the best la... but apparently she complained the chicken is OLD lol.. lao kuay bu! then i sick these few days ma..then she will specially cook this cook that for me..ask me dont drink this dont drink that.. then i will follow all her orders k... I wanna kiss her pls... my favourite grandma! yeh!

Just now was studying at my house there the BK.. then i was studying alone ma..then surround me all couples.. but well i am one pathetic guy there studying alone.. haha.. but i prefer studying alone.. so ya.. made the entire table full of papers..

Then this girl opposite me from TJC! was bloody irritating pls.. her laughter is so loud and excruciating but she think she is cute! She sounded more like orgasm went wrong! whatever la.. this type of girls are those that will sing "MICE EAT RICE - KUO MEI MEI VERSION ".. then the guy was trying to study i think..but smiled at her! Then this girl was wearing low cut ma..and has a somehow voluptuous figure.. As shameless as i thought.. she kept fidgeting them as if they are for sale.. LEH LONG LEH LONG... if i were the breast, i would have died of suffocation and collision lo.. She thought that asset of hers so gorgeous like that.. but she is wrong.. big boobs looks nice only wif good figure and good looks...

O the best part is .. she act like she is listening intently to the guy, but actually she is quite tired.. and even though she is tired, she dont want to waste the opportunity to flaunt that two things.. so she was like practically placing her boobs on the table..YUCK I TELL U... if the boobs are liquid, it would have formed the shape of the table la.. The boobs rather sublime! haha.. and she laughed again at every 3 seconds.. 2 seconds for breathing and 1 second more to try to connect her brains to laugh at whatever sai the guy said.. seriously everyday there are too many such girls around.. eek..

U should check out my Felicia Chin today at TODAY!!! my morning was brighten up by her!!! she is sexy siren.. NOT A GIRL NOT YET A WOMAN.. JUST NICE>>>

One may say.. i am just jealous that the girl likes the guy what and i dont have such things happening doesnt mean i should complain bout that girl...

My rebuttal would be.. ya.. too bad what..and i am so dying to have a girlfren that look like theSE!!

* Having MMPMS ( MAjor Male Permanant mutating syndrome ) crapping now..due to my flu and pek chek ness wif studying.. any form of attack to whoever above is simply for fun hehe.. But still the slut should just stop laughing.. i was not the only one feeling displeased.. in fact alot of ppl were like staring at her actions wif total disgust..

|| Benji LuStEd aT 7:38 PM ||

Monday, June 20, 2005

My bro took my handphone the whole day today.. so i am practically uncontactable !! sorry ppl...

Anywayz... studied quite a lot today with my own pace... felt quite good studying.. for donno whatever reason... Haiz.. so many of ppl having problems recently.. i feel so sad too... Funnily i dont seem to have much problem wif my life now..

Lets see... life been fabulous just without anyone to spice up the other side of life... but looking at so many relationship problems going around.. seriously, there is no point to get into one right now... yep satisfied for the time being...

Is life really so miserable without that special someone? is it a need or a want? i guess, in any part of our lives, we want someone to assure that we are being loved by someone. But then, once u get into a relationship, like machiam more problems coming up leh.. its like u r this person waiting for he/she to leave u cynically speaking... but u donno when but dont think much but cherish the present...

I seriously think that even in a relationship.. no one is to DEPEND the other person like as if ur life is his/hers..thats just so pathetic and whateer.. u r living not because u want to, but because u got someone to depend on.. like that very worth living meh? chez...some ppl should realise ppl do leave in a relationship.. and its kinda often...

Maybe she is right, single ppl may not have missed out much in life... a moment of thoughts...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 9:08 PM ||

Just came back from some studying.. hehe...Today before i studied wif Yang.. We went to watch Green Chair.. okay its i force him to watch wif me.. Although its R21 yet again... nice movies are always rated R... But who cares!? there is no such thing as censorship in Cine.. haha..i am not sex craze..i seriously wanted to watch this but didnt noe its rated R21

And so we bought the tickets..and the usher asked me to produce my IC.. and of course.. i am underage...and i looked young today and so i gave that.. " Hey i am definitely above 21 alright.. do i look that young? " lol.. and i added "i used to work here la... " and so he smiled and let me in.. There... Easy... Technique is not to be nervous....

I was siting beside this couple and the guy is obviously a critic la..cos this movie is sneaks.. not yet officially released.. And i somehow admire what he does for a living.. editor for magazines.. thats one of my passion alright.. i think its kinda kewl ya..

The movie is so damn sweet that i have to constantly bring myself back to earth.. Its like so me! cos this guy is like 20 and his so called gf is like 32!! omg i want! that is like so unrealistic to happen in real world.. this girl is like charged for having sexual relationship wif an underage guy but they love each other too much..

And the girl is like My Sassy Girl but plus the fact that she is damn sex craze.. lol ... She is more sexually alive than the guy.. its like they have to do it non stop in all sorts of positions and stuffs.. got this part so funny.. cos they tried everything and the girl was fed up and so she was like .. i bend down or what... haha... and she regretted cos its so painful and she scolded the poor guy who loves her so much but she kept thinking he is a playboy....

It may look as if this guy dont really like her..maybe just for the sex..but the things he do gradually is so touching that i was like wha.... cos got this part this girl told him to break up and go separate ways and he was unwilling.. then the girl left crying..she was like complaining to her fren that why didnt he lock her up in the car or something to make her not leave..lol.. I mean girls what..rite.. they think differently from what they do..and so she called him and scolded him and was like crying..then suddenly he took the phone and put it beside her ear...and she realised he already was in the house waiting..cos he noes she will go there...Awww....i was like fuck! how sweet can..plus he already prepared food for her...

But got this part damn gross la..she said she accidentally swallowed his cum..and was like eww...but in fact she loves it.. then the guy was like er u need water.. keep apologising..then she so turn off la..say her mouth is pregnant lol!!! she is so omg...

I like the whole cinematic experience..the sophistication.. its really wonderful.. some parts is er little bit porn..but then the director made it really more sensually erotic than pornographic.. NICE NICE....A must WATCH! but too bad YAn Cannot make it today..was supposed to watch wif her..haha..

I kept imagine myself wif a 30 yo woman! o god.. that be the most wonderful thing ever... I will be like dont dare to talk too much..cos she is too experienced and matured..but hot! haha...

Anywayz.. saw Eunice today too... AFter studied for sometime.. Adyll and Daniel joined us and we went home..cos its already too late... what a great day today..hehe..satisfied..

|| Benji LuStEd aT 12:09 AM ||

Saturday, June 18, 2005

My internet connection was down..arg..

Friday went Sentosa yet again! lol.. but i love that place.. I just need to expose myself to the Sun. Yang and me went to cycle the Challenge Trail.. haha.. And it was the most tiring for him due to the many steep slopes..but it was rather fun what.. I wanna go underwater World some day yeepee..

And so after Sentosa Chiong down to 4Ep's BBQ, whoa.. i must say our class is really fantastic.. as in the attendance is almost full.. hmm.. class spirit yeah! But i had to leave early cos i am meeting HuiMin at MS to club...

I was still full of energy k...although i am sick..down wif bloody flu.. went to Dbl O .. The crowd was kinda weird for me..but then got to know few people.. REally nice to meet them.. haha. they are at least friendly..initially, i was still worried they may not be sociable people.. But anywayz.. gotta dance quite a while..

Then one of the gals drove us home lol...( SUGAR MAMA! Jk ) KEwl... I am so gonna learn driving.. it be so convenient.. Anywayz time to study... laters...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 3:30 PM ||

Thursday, June 16, 2005

OMG!!!! I just checked Cathay.com.sg and guess what! Green CHair is fianlly out!!! that really sweet, touching and erotic Korean Movie.. I am flying!!! i am so gonna watch it.. Fuck the R21 rating.. i am so gonna get in again for the third installment of R21 movies this year.. yeepee...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 10:42 PM ||

Heya! just came back from Sentosa, went wif a couple how great!? haha... Anyway, as a form of sacarsm, its alright what.. single also have the privilege to tan k.. Anywayz was at Siloso beach and we saw this quite cute gay couple lol... Bubu and his gf was so obvious talking bout them, so loud la.. that i refuse to acknowledge my presence..

They are kinda sweet haha.. but turn off when they played frisbee according to Bubu.. They are like sustain development pls.. was in the water for hours... gosh.. so much to talk and make out ah...haha.. The most turn off thing happened in the changing room.. Me and Bubu were like waiting for our turn to wash our bodies.. then they came.. as usual, me and Bubu were like looking what they were doing.. then suddenly, before our eyes, they went into the same cubicle to shower..

The guy was like " lets share.."

Bubu fainted literally... but we tried not to laugh.. can u imagine ppl waiting for that cubicle.. Anywayz didnt get to see much cos Bubu's gf Michelle was outside already.. And so today had quite some fun, Sun was moderate but enjoyable... Thanks to the couple, we had so much fun talking bout them..lol

Cher was like telling me she was addicted to Tong Hua.. by Guang Liang.. that sets me to think its so rubbish.... as in.. there is this sentence saying "ni ku zhe dui wo shuo, tong hua li dou shi pian ren de " True what.. glad she realised.. cry for what.. only noe how to whine..

"wo yuan bian cheng tong hua li ni ai de na ge tian shi, Zhang Kai Shuang Shou bian Cheng Chi Pang Shou Hu ni." meaning "

i wish to morph into the guy u loved in lala land, Open both hands and morph into wings to protect u. How rubbish can this sentence get.. Enough already..

at first it may sound sad.. but if u think logically, the gal would run away cos its a ghost..

technically speaking, it wont happen unless he is yet another pontianak..
Practically speaking, the wing would hit directly onto her face and make her faint.. hmm..

Lol... nowadays songs are so rubbish.. but u cannot deny the rhythm is nice.. but then.. u should watch the MV.. okay it is slightly better than Selina in Ye Zi, where she is just an act cute whore trying to seduce this poor guy who bang himself into the car instead of the car banging him and blame it as if its an accident...

As u sing K box or whatever KTV, u cant help but wanna strangle the girl wif "the wings" as she takes so long for her to die, which is practically wasting ur money cos normally Kbox sessions are 3 hours...

But then sometimes rubbish lyrics can be addictive.. lol like theme song of MAdagascar : "physically fit! physically fit! I like it movin movin.. "

And there is this whatever mei mei who sang the new version of "Mice love Rice" haha.. totally act cute.. buay tahan.. she need to learn to put something into her mouth.. rather than singing... Tune is nice.. voice is horrible.. plus the techno version sends u straight to hell... But then she is Singaporean Singer leh.. SO WHAT!

This applies to that disgusting gal who used his husband's Church to support her album.. Stella at least she got looks, otherwise also throw into dustbin.. AT least Stephanie songs are quite nice... even our dearest fann WOng's old songs better than some.. Tanya Chua also not bad.. only not appealing to mass audience...

Anywayz, I changed my impression of Zhang Shao Han.. actually she can sing.. As can be seen in this Jacky show.. lol...Cheers for S.H.E for being once again irritating by MIMICKING MORE ORIGINAL SONGS... Jay Chou is losing his appeal, his so called chanting techniques are gradually bringing nonsense.. his style is still the same...

I would say, Lin Jun Jie is good, Lee Hom too.. as well as Tao Ji Ji... Girls.. Jolin sometimes, Xu ruo xuan too.. Hmm still got quite alot not bad singers...

O there is this new British !!! Lesbian Flick coming out.. " My SUMMER OF LOVE " which apparently is suitable for Summer.. lol.. kena kick ah later.. its gonna be so sweet and hot! oh no.. i am addicted to Lesbian Movies.. yeepee. they are so nice to watch... Arg.. My fave Li Xin Jie is acting as a lesbian in this new Taiwan drama.. Droolz.. i am so gonna Amazon.com it..

Tomorrow is 4Ep gathering.. YEAH! haha..quite excited to see the ppl who i have long never in touch wif...

Just now friendly quarrelled wif HuiMin until i can just shoot myself.. she is so so bad.. i am hurt..haha.. But then, SHE CANNOT BRING ME DOWN lol.. thats what interesting bout this, both of us just wouldnt give in.. And our so called 1 month 2 Tao Huay Bet is on! lol.. i sure lose de...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 9:53 PM ||

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

I dont know whats the big fuss over this Sarong Party Girl's bloggie which stir quite a bit in newspaper and many blogs.. O so her papaya lookalike tits is the main culprit... At first glance, u would think she is a slut..But then, after a while, u dont already care bout whether she is a slut or not.. but u get grossed out by her tities..

Its not even full, its pointed, its like modified boobs since the apes... And ppl can actually exclaim it as hot!? or goodness seriously... If it were a porn picture, it wouldnt have been published, its so fugly.. So for a girl to be hot, all she need to do is just strip wif average boobs and she is a star.. er...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 10:25 PM ||

Argg.. having flu due to the fucking dust in my house!

I really buay tahan my bro already!!!! I am fuckin pissed wif him... I am now packing some of my clothes and gonna bring it to SengKang my new house... i should have moved there even earlier.. yucks.. He destroyed my room!

His indolent nature can just send anyone to hell EXCEPT his gf! His gf is seriously cuckoo in the head to be wif him.. Or maybe cos he has split personality.. Apparently, his gf is also another lazy gal..

typical girl wif small eyes and the eyes look big becos she took the picture wif the head tilt alil down so that eyes look big and supposedly cute...she look chio becos its camera phone..eeks

and so they gonna get married wif kids all the same.. don need clean house, eat also must take 15 mins to decide whether to walk to the door.. I am so desperate to live at my new house wif my own room!

My grandma was like almost died asking him to eat breakfast.. Hey boy, u r not a king k.. if not becos u r in this family, u think ppl can tolerate all those nonsense.. fucking spoilt brat... Go where also got complain.. help out in my father's shop end up sleep and eat more than work.. and demand high pay.. fuck off pls..

Ask him to help change bedsheets and pillow casings.. he told my grandma he need to go off... urgent.. Fuck it.. end up i do all the changing of his disgusting pillows and bolsters.. and the dust made me sick rite now.. yucky!

ARggg.. screwed up kid spoilt my day... pui!

|| Benji LuStEd aT 3:16 PM ||

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Yep i found the title of the Korean Movie i am so going to watch by hook or by crook.. its so artistically taken, read from some Korean Website its kinda explicit but then i think the director made it really beautiful.. its kinda like "LAst tango In paris" or "momento" that kind of movies.. hmm.. here are some pictures.. O i was too excited that i forgot to mention the title.. its called Green Chair... The Official soundtrack is awesome.. arggg.... can go to the website.. u need some translator thingy to translate the entire webbie haha..

http://www.greenchair.co.kr/

This kinda movie will make u laugh, weep, touched and go aww..but then remember its just a movie lol.... here are some pics..romantic...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 1:05 AM ||

Monday, June 13, 2005

An Erotic Journey?

Watched this film called Eros... which is by the way R21 so ya... i almost slept.. But then there is one conclusion and that is.. Chinese sexuality is much more erotic than Western... This is proven by the film created by Wong Kai War..

Okay its like this.. Eros has three segments, each story created by different directors...

The opening see the faces of Gong Li and Tony Leung and Gong Li was this courtesan who is not only haughty but know what she wants from men.. And so Tony Leung is this tailor who make cheong sam for ppl. The intimacy starts right from the start when Gong Li ordered him to strip as she stimulates him.. Damn erotic that part..cos she was like brushing her hands across ____ . As the story progress u kinda feel sad for Tony's one sided love towards her... His love for her is too good to be true...

I like the part when Tony offered to make another Cheong Sam for her and what happen is she ask him to measure her up again.. cos she thinks she has gone fat.. but he replied that he dont need to measure, he can measure wif his hands..and so he place his hands on her waist sensually as Gong Li cried.. damn sad...

The two other short films are simply boring and rubbish bins... Western directors just love to ensure their cast strip to nothing wif epic tits and bushy bottoms.. its simply just boring and gross rather than sexual.. ME and Xia agreed that was the most boring sex scenes we have ever seen.. Simply rubbish.. arg... I dont care if they strip to whatever, just have some nice story lines to support it.. plain nudity is nothing... Most of the audience were toned down rather than feeling more erotic as the movie continues...

Anywayz i wanna catch this korean movie which is kinda ARtistic and mind fuck but looks real nice.. the trailers wont be shown to everyone cos got nudity but then u can download.. i am trying to find the name...

Anyway, i admire this person's blog.. he just make me inspired.. hmm what an interesting guy... Seldom u get to see blogs wif so much aspiration and motivations... I seriously look up to him...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 10:58 PM ||

Just returned from work.. feeling extremely tired... been serving it all day lol.. past few days have not been blogging cos been clubbing.. lets see.. Fri went Why Not wif Val, Ash they all... Then Sat went to chill out wif Yang at Homz which apparently is the Already torn down Mad Monks... And i was too fickle cos Hui Min got two free tix to ZOuk and i was like could not decide and in the end she gave away the tickets... Aiyo.. Sorry la HuiMin...

Just now i was working and chatting all the way.. munching almost any food i can find... devouring and devouring, cos i just descend from heaven whatever haha... Then i realised there are so many things i have not experienced in life.. haiz.. I was supposed to go Thailand wif this woman.. my sugar mama..haha and guess what.. the air tickets are mostly booked.. those available are like too late.. cos sch reopen is exam.. i have to finish my revision.. which i have done almost half already...

I feel so weird having to like using words like "she", "her" to ensure my content is for everyone haha.. cos i realised i shouldnt be so open wif my life after all.. as in for frens yes..but not for anyone... ya get what i mean? so open and get shoot by ppl more.. whatever.. but then i should just put password la ah.. then can write whatever i want.. ya why should i even care... thats my life but alot of things are at stake too.. hmm...

I no mood to blog liao la... Sorry.. really tired.. and tomorrow have to wake up at six to go work again.... Persevere!

Anyway o ya i want to share something damn interesting... as in that kind of

DO YOU KNOW? haha

According to dumblaws.com, Rapist who are Romans are punished by crushing his testicles with two stones haha.. Ouch...

In certain parts of USA, it is perfectly fine to fuck a dog, cat, Chicken as long as its female for guys and males for females..

In Thailand, Beastility is not considered an offend but having sex wif animals would suggest u committed a law stating " Cruelty towards animals ", which means our primitive versions of SPCA...

aiya still got many dumb laws la.. cant be bothered..was reading them just now..

Officially, I have released the only rope i am holding ... and there i am gonna swim by myself waiting for another debris to hold on to... i wonder how long i can swim before its goodbye for Ben.. Haiz.. not in the best of mood...

Sign Off... Benji

|| Benji LuStEd aT 12:15 AM ||

Friday, June 10, 2005

Kbox-ed for like 3 hours wif just Yang.. lol.. Whats so fun bout singing karaoke wif only two people? u r wrong! haha..we had so much fun there pls.. sang until our throat went dry... we were like trying to outbeat each other in every aspect, from who can sing the highest to who can sing the longest without losing our breath... this is torturing pls.. but so fun...

After which went to meet Hui Min to watch my long awaited Mr and Mrs Smith... What can i say! Fabulous! i am so gonna catch it again just for the sake of Angie and Pitt's on screen chemistry and of course the ever sultry Angelina Jolie.. buay tahan.. She is so hot!!!!!!!!! I am burining... i need a whole world of fire fighters to extinguish! haha....

Apparently Yang told me she is his mother.. lol.. er i puked... haha...

If she is here, thats when we are getting married.. I hate hollywood! they always make characters so perfect yet unreal... argg... I dont care.. She is smart, enrapturing, and totally cant take my eyes off her.... perfect!

Let me drool more in my dreams as i go bathe now.. ah...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 12:13 AM ||

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Hmm... was on the phone wif Yang, and he told me lots of stuffs.. but i cant elaborate here..but then.. if what he said was really true, then i be so disappointed...real disappointed... donno how to put here..

For now, i only noe i got this rope to hold on and i wonder if its gonna break... why not just break it and let me fall again and never stand up for the rest of my life..or rather just let me die...

I need to search for myself again.. what a prickly issue...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 2:27 PM ||

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Whoosh~

I tell u there is this ah pek that seems to fancy my mum! Dont let me see him.. i make sure he will not see the light if he ever touch my mum! Fucking pervert... Guess what.. he offered my mum $80000 to set up a new business which my mum was like i dont even know u.. And he keep asking her to accept the offer...

Lao ah pek! u listen here.. $80000 and u can touch my mum right since u have ur way! Try harder.. Dont even think bout it! i seriously will punch u so hard u crawl out of the shop! my mum was like quite scared.. and she havent tell my father.. This guy is trying to be funny lo.. make my mother worried he come by again...

Dont u aggravate me.. u fuck my family, u watch out...

Calm down Ben.. kk.. so change of mood...Just bombarded by extreme numbers of durians... It was so yummy and fufilling but then too much is revolting.. i was like forced to eat so so much.. that i almost can just puke everything out... i shant eat durian for a while.. haha.. still got some left overs. hmm.. shall make it into durian ice cream for tomorrow... hehe...

Anyway.. i had gore fest today as promised to myself.. watched a series of extreme gore flicks..from Cannibals to Final Destination 2... haha.. i tell u... i got so immuned wif blood and whatever decapitation or cutting of something is nothing.. But somehow i love the gore some movies have to offer.. intense, puking sensation yet captivating..

I wanna recommend this movie, Jap movie that is as disturbing as the title itself...

SUICIDE CLUB

i tell u.. this movie is confirm rated R21 in my world... as in the theme, the idea is seriously bad for the kids... The first scene was totally gore fest.. 50 teenage girls were talking and laughing and the atmosphere at this train station was just busy.. but then the next thing u noe, they formed a line at the platform and seems to talk to each other.. And guess what.. as the train approaches, they all jump into the track.. YikeS! damn disturbing.. head squash, hands gone, blood all over, eyes gone whatever needs to be gone are gone..

To make it more grotesque, u can imagine the station was in a pandemonium. The train cannot brake why? cos the shredded bodies created so much blood that it became grease for the train.. lol..gross?! yep definitely..

There is this scene also very disturbing.. cos this group of frens saw the news and this cuckoo girl was like daring them to jump down the building.. all the ppl thought it was just a joke and thus played along and they held hands on a straight line.. then they were laughin at who is the coward and stuffs..so they did the "one, two, jump!" thingy and many did not jump and they laughed.. But the next try all really jumped down and u can see their heads splurt onto the cafeteria windows ahha... and the three who never died shivered wif fear.. but this girl said they promised to jump so she drag this guy and jumped too.. Eew..

Its really interesting movie about cult... not for the faint hearted and of course children.... And of course not to mention the Cannibal Ferrox.. er its banned what do u think.. i took some courage to swallow all the number of disgusting scenes haha... but i lived through..

Now, genre change... RomanCe!!! haha..

|| Benji LuStEd aT 10:05 PM ||

My mum pat my butt!!!

What the hell..

Yucks..

Period. Totally disgusted... I know i am ur boy but pls dont do it again.. haha

-RUN!!!!-

|| Benji LuStEd aT 6:44 PM ||

oh dear... am i dreaming or simply talking to myself.. She actually agreed to meet me this week... er... the thought of seeing her again makes me feel so enthralled, but then the other part of me have this worry, i mean she can always say she has something on and could not make it.. but then... i just really simply hope its not the latter.. hehe...

I know it does not mean anything to my readers, but to me, just having her presence makes a more stable me... whenever she starts talking, it just makes me feel so real and optimistic... hmm.. but then i know in the end of the day she will leave wif an empty heart while i leave with an unrequitted heart to myself and then it all boils back to square one..hehe...

I know she would never like me..I know.. i am not stupid.. but then.. thats what happen when u like a person, u just wont leave. And when a person like u but u dont like, u will leave almost instantly. I have accepted the fact..yep..but never mind....

It is said that everyone would have two great loves in their entire life, as in those relationship that will change u into a different kinda person.. If thats the case, i guess my first love would be travelling and my second would be food.. its still considered love what.. and so i have missed the boat... lol...

something for us to ponder:

If lets say the 3 most important thing in ur life is family, frens, love. U have 2/3 in ur life right now which are frens and family which are fabulous.

Why would we let that last 1/3 thing of our life affect how we feel bout everything in our life even when we have 2/3 of the most important thing? hmm....

|| Benji LuStEd aT 5:38 PM ||

Horror flicks time.... Downloaded a few horror and total gore fest movies.. i like it who cares...

Anywayz this morning woke up at 7 sobx.. so early just to attend some Economics tutorials.. but then its kinda beneficial so yep i shant complain..hehe

Went to work till like 8 something.. damn tired..puffy eyes... yawning non stop..and something really hilarious happened pls... becos i was busy Smsing, i put this calculator into the plastic bag and gave it to the customer..who stared blankly at me wif that this guy is fucked up look.. while i still have the cheek to ask whats wrong.. damn MA LU!

ARgg.. as i was perusing MAXIM.. YES YES..i am a guy after all.. i dont need to justify my much needed pleasure through reading haha... I was totally captivated by the new Maggie Q...who used to be my visual orgasm...found two really funny joke which i should share to ya guys..dont think too much...haha just for laughs...

1) A couple ( straight couple ) haha... went to an art gallery and saw this picture wif a nude gal wif leaves covering her genitals.. And so the wife looked at it and just walked away.. however the guy continue to stare at the picture wif total lust in his eyes..

the woman was furious and asked "what are u waiting there for? "

The man replied: " Autumn falls " lol.. Get it?

2) A guy is hospitalised and had to live wif an oxygen mask.. and so one day a voluptuous nurse came in and helped him wash his body..

suddenly he asked: "are my testicles black?"

In total disgust the woman replied: "how would i know?"

Then the man asked again thru his oxygen mask.

In desperation, the woman grab his penis and check his testicles and replied no!

The man went frustrated and took off his oxygen mask and said: "are my test results back?"

The nurse blushed..

Er i find it kinda funny but donno if most of the readers find it funny.. anywayz.. this week is gonna be quite interesting i guess.. why? cos i be going Sentosa to tan! and i MAY ( fingers X ) go to Thailand for a day wif this woman.. haha.. my sugary mummy lol.. shh... i think it be damn fun... cos the air tix are so fucking cheap pls...

Chiang mai chiang mai! hey Chiang MAi Chiang Mai! HEy hey ya..lol

Wif that i am gonna go bathe! Whee... O a word of advice..

DONT WATCH CURSED!! its retarded! worst horror flick ever.. wait, its not even considered horror, even Adam's family has more gothic elements...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 12:23 AM ||

Monday, June 06, 2005

Yep i am totally satisfied wif ma new blog lol.. been doing it since yesterday i mean the html shit and the background editing... whoosh.. I want a more sexy appeal so i put my Jessica Alba too!!! totally ripped off from Sin City.. she was dancing on the bar top.... 0_0.. o shitz eyes exploded haha...

Anywayz.. be studying later.. for the time being i am gonna catch some Sex and the city wif my bro haha.. he dont understand most of the conversations anywayz so ya.. dont worry i am not teaching my bro bad stuffs...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 4:42 PM ||

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Goodness me..finally some free space for myself today... this week has been really hectic.. but then i felt really escstatic cause i had loads of fun... hmm where should i start.. okay the camp is over and after the camp was to Zoo Cip..

ZoO

Lol.. that was tues i think..it was really exciting to go to the zoo.. cos its like how many donkey years since i last set my foot into the Zoo... o the Zookeeper fuck me up but then me and Alvin kept our kewl.. it just take a fucking bitch to change the entire impression of the zoo.. Crap.. but then.. at least got chances to mingle wif many ppl.. esp those from ACJC.. it was great noeing them.. Yes not to mentioned my first intention to visit the Zoo..

TO SEE PENGUINS!! haha.. they look dumb but cute.. The Giraffe are simply irritating cos they are so tall.. The lions are having sex everyday i guess.. lets see... the animals on the whole are boring living things.. maybe its the Sun? The hippos are apparently too fat to swim.. The Snakes are kewl.. here are some pictures...

Arent the animals simply cute? hehe.. argg wanna go again... So let me give a brief summary of what i am supposed to do in CIP.. er lets just put it this way

"FACE PAINTING"

Brief enough eh..haha before ya all ZZzzz.. Heres one of my simple master piece..its not very professional but at least it looks like a butterfly eh lol...

Nice? er why am i asking questions? haha.. as if someone will reply to me now.. blogging is really quite one-sided eh.. lol... but then i just blog for those interested wif what i am going on in my life recently..but not too detailed..

Clubbing nite @ CoccO lAttE

So Thursday nite went Clubbing at Cocco Latte... Er how should i put? the bouncers are my frens? lol.. anywayz went there wif Hui Min.. haha.. She is supposedly my 'date'.. so funny... Anyway got there around 12 something.. and i tell u the dance floor is so small and hot.. i am like sweating all the way la... Then danced halfway gotta noe this gal Charmaine haha.. Jun Sheng was dancing wif me too on the podium.. damn funny... er basically the ppl there not very into dancing leh..got those who noes how to really do their thang..

Work

Working was rather funny though.. read practically all the magazines..got several really hilarious situations... from the most irritating customers to the very shy customers.. why do i say shy? i shall elaborate later.. guess whats the best seller?

Apparently its CONdOMS and CiGaReTteS! And we thought singaporeans have low sex drive.. this seemingly true observation seem to have changed... I shall elaborate on several really interesting scenarios lol

1) The Old seductress Of Ang Mo Kio...

..:: An ah ma quite old already.. she kept standing beside me.. I was like telling her.. Auntie the queue is right in front of me.. then she gave that really funny expression..then push this strawberry.. o wait.. assorted flavours condoms to me.. i looked at her wif a smile.... Then told her its alright, Its an open society.. and guess what.. She blushed lol.. And asked me to hurry scan the thing cos she paiseh..lol.. she say she dont want let too many male customers see what she is buying.. haha.. Have a nice sex wif ya husband la ah..dont be shy..

2) Horny & try to be funny guy

..:: This fat guy wif sweat all over came towards me and ask.. " Do u sell head gears " giving that gesture of his.. I immediately thought he was asking for condoms cos ya noe 'HEAD'.. but then i thought its only me who will think that way.. so i act blur " Sir, we dont sell head gears " .. HA! i was right.. he said "i mean ya noe condoms" then i was like diaozx.. why not just tell me.. then he was fascinated over this new product Vibrating rings..guess what.. he asked me how does it work! lol.. although i noe how to use..as in i used to have one of those.. haha.. Dont ask me where i got it.. its private... the point is i told him u r supposed to like wear a condom then place the ring over ur shaft and it will vibrate creating pleasures.. he was like ooo.. and never buy! crap i was frustrated.. kept asking me.. like i am some well known sex therapist.. then finally bought the Featherlite Condom.. waste my time..eek... THe thought of his sweat dripping as he buy the stuffs i was like.. poor wife.. but then... who noes... sweaty sex may be hot! lol

3) The most speedy guy

..:: this one is the best... i think he bought lots of unwanted stuffs... Why? cos he was like buying lots of things.. then just as i was about to tell him the total money...as fast as ever, he pushed this pack of condom to my hand and look else where..i noe he is one shy fellow.lol.. trying to buy condoms without ppl knowing.. Best!

So much for the customers.. i gtg already.. Update next time..

UHUH~! HollAback Girl!

|| Benji LuStEd aT 3:36 PM ||