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Saturday, June 04, 2005

Goodness me..finally some free space for myself today... this week has been really hectic.. but then i felt really escstatic cause i had loads of fun... hmm where should i start.. okay the camp is over and after the camp was to Zoo Cip..

ZoO

Lol.. that was tues i think..it was really exciting to go to the zoo.. cos its like how many donkey years since i last set my foot into the Zoo... o the Zookeeper fuck me up but then me and Alvin kept our kewl.. it just take a fucking bitch to change the entire impression of the zoo.. Crap.. but then.. at least got chances to mingle wif many ppl.. esp those from ACJC.. it was great noeing them.. Yes not to mentioned my first intention to visit the Zoo..

TO SEE PENGUINS!! haha.. they look dumb but cute.. The Giraffe are simply irritating cos they are so tall.. The lions are having sex everyday i guess.. lets see... the animals on the whole are boring living things.. maybe its the Sun? The hippos are apparently too fat to swim.. The Snakes are kewl.. here are some pictures...

Arent the animals simply cute? hehe.. argg wanna go again... So let me give a brief summary of what i am supposed to do in CIP.. er lets just put it this way

"FACE PAINTING"

Brief enough eh..haha before ya all ZZzzz.. Heres one of my simple master piece..its not very professional but at least it looks like a butterfly eh lol...

Nice? er why am i asking questions? haha.. as if someone will reply to me now.. blogging is really quite one-sided eh.. lol... but then i just blog for those interested wif what i am going on in my life recently..but not too detailed..

Clubbing nite @ CoccO lAttE

So Thursday nite went Clubbing at Cocco Latte... Er how should i put? the bouncers are my frens? lol.. anywayz went there wif Hui Min.. haha.. She is supposedly my 'date'.. so funny... Anyway got there around 12 something.. and i tell u the dance floor is so small and hot.. i am like sweating all the way la... Then danced halfway gotta noe this gal Charmaine haha.. Jun Sheng was dancing wif me too on the podium.. damn funny... er basically the ppl there not very into dancing leh..got those who noes how to really do their thang..

Work

Working was rather funny though.. read practically all the magazines..got several really hilarious situations... from the most irritating customers to the very shy customers.. why do i say shy? i shall elaborate later.. guess whats the best seller?

Apparently its CONdOMS and CiGaReTteS! And we thought singaporeans have low sex drive.. this seemingly true observation seem to have changed... I shall elaborate on several really interesting scenarios lol

1) The Old seductress Of Ang Mo Kio...

..:: An ah ma quite old already.. she kept standing beside me.. I was like telling her.. Auntie the queue is right in front of me.. then she gave that really funny expression..then push this strawberry.. o wait.. assorted flavours condoms to me.. i looked at her wif a smile.... Then told her its alright, Its an open society.. and guess what.. She blushed lol.. And asked me to hurry scan the thing cos she paiseh..lol.. she say she dont want let too many male customers see what she is buying.. haha.. Have a nice sex wif ya husband la ah..dont be shy..

2) Horny & try to be funny guy

..:: This fat guy wif sweat all over came towards me and ask.. " Do u sell head gears " giving that gesture of his.. I immediately thought he was asking for condoms cos ya noe 'HEAD'.. but then i thought its only me who will think that way.. so i act blur " Sir, we dont sell head gears " .. HA! i was right.. he said "i mean ya noe condoms" then i was like diaozx.. why not just tell me.. then he was fascinated over this new product Vibrating rings..guess what.. he asked me how does it work! lol.. although i noe how to use..as in i used to have one of those.. haha.. Dont ask me where i got it.. its private... the point is i told him u r supposed to like wear a condom then place the ring over ur shaft and it will vibrate creating pleasures.. he was like ooo.. and never buy! crap i was frustrated.. kept asking me.. like i am some well known sex therapist.. then finally bought the Featherlite Condom.. waste my time..eek... THe thought of his sweat dripping as he buy the stuffs i was like.. poor wife.. but then... who noes... sweaty sex may be hot! lol

3) The most speedy guy

..:: this one is the best... i think he bought lots of unwanted stuffs... Why? cos he was like buying lots of things.. then just as i was about to tell him the total money...as fast as ever, he pushed this pack of condom to my hand and look else where..i noe he is one shy fellow.lol.. trying to buy condoms without ppl knowing.. Best!

So much for the customers.. i gtg already.. Update next time..

UHUH~! HollAback Girl!

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