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Monday, June 27, 2005

Hohoho... finished two papers out of three and i am panting! whish... Just had a great great bath and...

I FEEL GOOD ... TEH NEH NEH NEH NEH! lol

And so it is.. the last paper for wed.. maths.. 3 hours of non stop action.. I am up for it! As a matter of fact, i have not finished studying Maths, but ya noe what! i am so not going to fail... Boost me some confidence ya...

And after Wed is like what? HOLIDAY AGAIN! sign.. blessing in disguise... guess it be pretty wild.. wif INDULGENCE @ Rav on Fri organised by two sexy ladys Carmen and Cheryl.. o gosh.. sounds fun to me! Anyone in the mood to club? I guess ppl are busy mugging.. HA! its just one nite.. Come on...

Go cheetah get banana hey monkey get funky! Thats life! hooray.. escstatic and totally mad.. having some himbo writing here..due to the exhaustion of my brain cells today.. Aha.. Ladies this week is just too bad for all of ya ah..

ITS GUYS WEEK.. why? take a look around.. all the action flicks going on.. Batman, War Of Worlds, Initial D.. yes i noe ya ladies may be getting restless and totally non chalant alil wif all the guys getting extra testerone-d by all these action.. But hey... U had ur share of A LOT OF LOVE too right! what Ashton Kutcher bla bla..yes he is cute.. but keep it to urself.. dont tell ur bfs..haha

so i say... give in ya.. come on.. change some perspectives, dont be grumpy, call ur bfs out to watch those movies.. they love u to bits wif all the initiatives and the slight sassy element... demure is passe, new century comes SASSY GALS..lol although u may or may not like it, but who noes.. u'll be pleasantly surprised.. O GOSH.. what i think of next?! haha

Alright the following is dedicated to all the girls out there having bfs who simply get too much attention wif their soccer matches on TV and computer games... and u just simply want to fight wif that slutty controller or puny mouse....

1) U do realised there are half time of soccer matches.. thats where u make the move..saucy lady.. start off wif this classic line.. " hey dearie, would u like some coffee, tea or ME? " I am sure it will heat up soon.. oo lala..

2) While he is staring intently at the computer screen, come on, be aggressive, B E Agressive! lol.. french him.. that will do the job.. or maybe join in the game by sitting on his laps.. it sure blow him to pieces..

3) Face it, guys are visual animals.. so what should u do? NOt STrip naked! it wont work..its not sexy.. we dont want another porn actress.. they have enough wif surfing of pornography already...sexy to guys is when u want them to explore more than what they can see.. according to some magazine..

get a jersey, of his fave player, and kaboom dress like it... Nurse and doctor are just too old fashion pls.. a jersey wif hot pants may be just right and next, jump onto him and sexed it up wif " Hello stranger.. "

Lol.. i aint weekly sex tips.. but i am just a service provider to help couples spice up relationship.. try it or not.. up to u! But always practise safe sex..

Alright word for the day: CHEATING!

(pronounced ch-ee-ting) -- When one has sexual relations, including, but not limited to, oral sex, kissing, touching of the genitals and/or full-out hanky panky, with someone outside of their monogamous relationship, and without the consent of said significant other. See also: screwing around, stepping out, and banging the babysitter.

Which means, when u break up because of cheating, get ur facts right, some girls say their boy fren cheat when they only end up wif another slut.. thats not cheating.. thats call changing of partners for further exploration due to fading of love in the previous partner.. lol..i am crapping..

Unfair?
live it..
50 percent of males divorce after marriage in US.. hmm...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 6:38 PM ||