Horror flicks time.... Downloaded a few horror and total gore fest movies.. i like it who cares...
Anywayz this morning woke up at 7 sobx.. so early just to attend some Economics tutorials.. but then its kinda beneficial so yep i shant complain..hehe
Went to work till like 8 something.. damn tired..puffy eyes... yawning non stop..and something really hilarious happened pls... becos i was busy Smsing, i put this calculator into the plastic bag and gave it to the customer..who stared blankly at me wif that this guy is fucked up look.. while i still have the cheek to ask whats wrong.. damn MA LU!
ARgg.. as i was perusing MAXIM.. YES YES..i am a guy after all.. i dont need to justify my much needed pleasure through reading haha... I was totally captivated by the new Maggie Q...who used to be my visual orgasm...found two really funny joke which i should share to ya guys..dont think too much...haha just for laughs...
1) A couple ( straight couple ) haha... went to an art gallery and saw this picture wif a nude gal wif leaves covering her genitals.. And so the wife looked at it and just walked away.. however the guy continue to stare at the picture wif total lust in his eyes..
the woman was furious and asked "what are u waiting there for? "
The man replied: " Autumn falls " lol.. Get it?
2) A guy is hospitalised and had to live wif an oxygen mask.. and so one day a voluptuous nurse came in and helped him wash his body..
suddenly he asked: "are my testicles black?"
In total disgust the woman replied: "how would i know?"
Then the man asked again thru his oxygen mask.
In desperation, the woman grab his penis and check his testicles and replied no!
The man went frustrated and took off his oxygen mask and said: "are my test results back?"
The nurse blushed..
Er i find it kinda funny but donno if most of the readers find it funny.. anywayz.. this week is gonna be quite interesting i guess.. why? cos i be going Sentosa to tan! and i MAY ( fingers X ) go to Thailand for a day wif this woman.. haha.. my sugary mummy lol.. shh... i think it be damn fun... cos the air tix are so fucking cheap pls...
Chiang mai chiang mai! hey Chiang MAi Chiang Mai! HEy hey ya..lol
Wif that i am gonna go bathe! Whee... O a word of advice..
DONT WATCH CURSED!! its retarded! worst horror flick ever.. wait, its not even considered horror, even Adam's family has more gothic elements...
