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Monday, June 27, 2005

Since i am still waiting for dinner... i shall write my own column.. its just for pleasure reading:

Top 5 women to avoid dating

CAUTION
DANGER AHEAD!

No 5... MiSs Desperate

O this type of women are simply sex charged! ball busters.. They would accept anything that comes into her life as long as 1) he has a dick 2) he is nice .. Its a whoever comes kinda situation... She just wanna get attached.. without even thinkin if she likes u.. but she just feels good anyway... This one is totally vicious and blur men will be stuck there spastically as if she really loves u.. think twice boy!..

conclusion: Miss Desperate is good frens wif Miss Money-more-more

No 4... Miss Possessive

its alright for woman to take charge in somethings, but definitely not all things.. from the colour of underwear u r supposed to wear to where u go, who u talk to , what did ur friend tell u.. she WANTS TO KNOW! and if u dont give in.. good luck.. Its hell expedition for you.. wif all the malicious and detrimental ways of counter attacks u could never thought of, not even in ur computer games.. She is gonna scream, pout, shriek, cry.. o yes cry.. one of the top 3 most vile things a girl can do.. which also applies to many guys nowadays.. And the most atrocious.. Cut her self...

Conclusion: Miss Possessive are best frens wif Miss I-just-wont-leave

No 3... Miss Me-Myself-and-I

This type of women are the most self centered, spoiled brat u would ever find..and their excuses would always be "i am sorry i was brought up like that.." wif that "i am daddy's little damsel" o gosh.. take in such nonsense and u be gone.. they are selfish, they want all the attention from u..She expects the same from u..

Conclusion: Miss Me-Myself-and-I and Miss Bitch are lesbian partners..

No 2.... Miss Two-faced

They seem nice at first, of course, wif those cute look on their face trying their best to portray their best sides to u anywhere anytime.. get hooked and be dead.. They are always seen around guys, eventually being men's best frens but girls worse slut.. and girls cant wait to post their pictures in slutforce.org... They try their best to be helpful, thats their weapon... They shower u wif everything and sneer at all the girls around her that asked her to help her do even the slightest things.. and when u appear, that fake grimace of hers melt ur heart as u disillusioned urself into her black magic - that of fiendish woman witchcraft... U wont know they are bitches thats why they are scary and hardest to avoid.. They are usually social butterflies and very cute.. almost irresistable to many guys.. they walk like they flutter wif angelic wings. Underweath the mask is an iniquitous character. they are like leeches.. u dont feel the pain, but when u realised, it is too late...

Conclusion: Miss Two-faced are just good frens wif Miss Bitch and Miss Oh-i-am-so-cute

And our most avoidable contestant goes to....

No 1.. Miss Devious

They are dangerous, nefarious, totally undetectable by any of our natural detectors.. They normally act really poor thing.. like they are the only last ones having bad relationships.. They dont complain to u.. they are out to win ur sympathy by acting melancholy, in fact slowly manipulating u to think who she wants u to think of her..in fact.. u dont noe much bout her.. she controls all ur emotions unconciously... They hide many things from u.. they are dark, wicked and smart.. in fact they plan what they want from u, from getting money from u.. to making u think they love u and eventually u love them... They just want to create this image to u as u become her toy to manipulate and play.. She may have slept wif many men or women but u would never know.. These women are the most delicate looking but not easy to handle, in fact they are monsters in disguise.. all they do is to hide from u and u never noe...

Conclusion: Miss Devious are living together wif Miss Elusive..

So be warned guys out there.. of course there are many good character ladies out there.. not as if they are all bad.. i am not advocating that.. i am just suggesting some things to look out for when picking up gals.. dont act like a total dick whore.. tata..time for dinner.. haha...

|| Benji LuStEd aT 7:14 PM ||