A DicKy Situation... R(a) Consumer advise - not for conservative ppl
This post is intended for me to clear some ppl's perception of my body.. lol... like come on.. i am perturbed by the fact that some ppl actually think my dick is long and big just by looking at me... wha.. its really scary pls.. If i have big boobs and they are sagging there.. i dont deny.. but my dick is covered like donno what.. and u can barely see a bulge pls... If i am 30 and ppl still makin assumptions.. thats when we will break up..haha
Like why want to know? how would u handle it if i were to ask how big is ur vagina.. so ridiculous right.. what ya gonna do? use Vernier Calipers ah?
As far as my privacy is concerned..out of curiosity, i stared at the mirror for 15 mins and thought..big meh? maybe cos i tall thats why some ppl have this wrong perception? Ah dui.. i am not telling off anyone or what.. i am just curious.. as to.. how would u even noe? haha..
So next time i should vacuum my underwear to make everything look flat? lol.. Those third degree friends in Friendster are worse. some gals message me say she wanna suck me off cos she thinks my dick is huge.. Wha lao! i caveman ah...
I aint shy bout my body parts..in fact i think i am quite a naked person when no one is at home.. i kinda live the European lifestyle.. Dotx..
But its kinda interesting that now ppl actually talk bout dicks.. used to be all breasts.. i mean those horny ppl.. Hey I am Asian okay.. dont have those ang moh genes.. to flaunt my manhood... especially when i was in surfers paradise.. i tell u.. everything is so big.. their size m is our size L..
O dear... does size really matter? so humongest also not good what... later kena black eye.. pong! like a big cane smack ur face..very fun ah? who noes some ppl may like... oh no.. so scary...
Okay lets say i use a ruler to measure... which i not so bo liao.. so what if ya noe how long? 5 inches? 6 inches? whats the big deal..i aint for consumption alright..u still want me to calculate the total surface area and volume? its pie R^2 L btw.. haha.. want me to measure 3 times to ensure maximum accuracy and round up to 3 significant figures? what the
Now i understand how girls really felt when they are 'scrutinised' by other ppl.. that is so not fun.. big boobs woman should noe how to protect themselves.. since its big.. make it bigger la... then attract more ppl... then those keep staring, ya just put their head at the cleavage and breathe in.. i am sure many would suffocate....lol
Whatever la ah... now i am so gonna take a nap first..