To my utter horror, i realised my mum took my Visa Card.. and so i could not continue my transaction.. and when i messaged her to send me the numbers.. she ignored.. ! crap crap..

I kept wondering what would life be in 10 years time.. lets see... i am like 28.. er.. okay not so long.. i shall say 5 years time.. i be like 23.. yep thats more like it.. probably finished NS and UNI.. having a rotten dick and blue balls.. and having an office of my own.. whee hee.. haha.. then i be wearing like what.. ties.. oh no..so uncle pls..

Then my office got a secretary... lol .. yes we will have sex.. cos that will be my wife.. haha... like whatever.. instead of working.. play secretary and boss games... Arg... thats so boring.. never mind.. I am talking rubbish...probably waiting for mum to like snail SMS the numbers..

Nowadays ah.. girls are too much i tell u..

Last time if u ask a girl " wha how come ur neh neh so big! "

They probably go: "wha lao u very er xin leh "

Nowadays.. u go ask some hiong girls.. they go "big meh? want to touch it.." Times have change... So has everyone.. so far i have yet do something real extreme in my life.. maybe i shall soon... lol.. lets see..

Be a part time male stripper? Sleep wif some older woman wif receding pussy? We'll see... haha.. sorry feeling real crude today.. period..